Only About 10 Days Ago You Said That You Were Going Down To The Local Pharmacy To Get Some "Scripts" Made Up..... Cheers Glen.
See it's a big ass difference from the way I roll To the way you be doin' thangs, your whole plan smells booty hole *Go ahead and get your paper mask, go ahead and lock yourself in *I'll be waitin' fo' yo' bitch ass around the corner sippin' Old English It's somthin' 'bout you stooges I just can't stand Gotta push it between your butt cheeks but still call yerself a man OH NO! You need a stylus 'cause you broke your lil nail And your hair fell outta place when you had that lil face spill Fuck dat! *I drag my knuckles on the concrete just to prepare *For the moment I see you done gone finna blow off that beard With a black ski mask strapped on tight These days that's what I gotta do *'Cause stooges like you get a black eye and wanna sue Not me Yo fuck it I keep it old school and I keep it dirty I keep my people happy and that's all that concerns me So go on and keep hatin' bitch I'm sick of tha bullshit It's not the time for no stooge to shine I know all Irminfolk are feelin' it! (School Children) I'm a stoogey He's a stoogey Don't ya wanna be a stoogey Go get ya participation award, make your speech, you better make it count *They gone be the last words comin' outta yo mouth.. I'll be up on the balcony with my blow gun and darts Like a silent assassin, a ninja of sorts *While you're up in your choreography practice with your glittery pants *You'll hear me outside with a gang of scrubs startin' Irminsul chants And when you run back inside stooge, don't get it confused *It was ME throwin' 'bows, yellin', cussin' and spittin' at you I remain a Kleptomaniac and ain't afraid to steal your food stamps *Don't give a fuck what yo wife look like either long as she givin' up dat ass *And I still grip my shotty.. without a second thought Sport the same panties for a week with out ever taken 'em off *And don't think for a second that I'm scared of getting these hands dirty *'Cause your hands look just right they look clean not stirdy So sooner or later yours and mine worlds will be collidin' And trottin' off at the scene I leave ya bloody, trampled, ridin'! (School Children) I'm a stoogey He's a stoogey Don't ya wanna be a stoogey Now days, I dunno man, shit's outta control And how cool is it to be a fad with stoogey shit all up in your videos But fuck that! *I'll just bring it back down to the streets level *Even if I smell a sweet piece of fruit I'll beat it with a rusty shovel *Preppy motherfuckers roll around in their fancy ass Benzes I'll be that Freeway sniper on the highway with my telescope lenses *Them stooges pokin' around in my realm may not like what they find Truth is sometimes I wouldn't mind these stooges gettin' a lil Columbine (chant) Keep it stooo-gey! Let's take the stoogey shit up to the main stage Sit around, circle jerk our dicks, maybe we'll all get paid! (chant) Keep it stooo-gey! Get on that stoogey shit Get the FUCK out my way! I'm steady stoogin' it. (repeat x3) *= increase tempo slightly when reading line.
Wife's tattoo artist has new prints to sell. Well actually we already bought it but he's sending them out now. I don't really have art in my house, I like this guys stuff though.
Tbh I don't know why rappers haven't found the word stooge yet. It actually slots in very good, stoo rhymes with the letter u and you can do a lot with that lol. For instance, see what I did there with rhyming stooge with "confUsed" and look at the words you can run off that... Amused, used, bemused.. Fortitude. We got a money pot of an idea here if anyone wants to engineer me some beats. Fuck off KISS army and Juggalos.. Irminsul's Stooges, we can do this.
I mean you'd think, in the whole discography of Insane Clown Posse they would have at least referenced the 3 stooges. But I can't think of it... I can hear it, it's completely fictional but I can hear Violent J saying "lookin' like the three stooges!"
There's this TV advert I always see for a TV series and it's nothing like I would ever watch ever. No guns. No explosions. Not hot chicks.. and from what I can see, no horses. But I've managed to pretty much learn the lines word for word. It's about two brothers and one is mentally ill and I just kinda want to know what's wrong with him. I think it's supposed to be a sad drama. I think it's called: I know this much is true. Of course I know the lines I never really paid attention to the name lol. But I rewinded and that's it, yep.
@Driftrue i don't think my wife has remembered the scotchbutter biscuits. I may have gotten away with that one. Generally, most food like that in the house isnt 50/50. It's more like 2/3 me and 1/3 her. Mostly because if I see it, I eat it. She can like not eat things. I gotta eat things.
Fisherman and I are a bit like that actually. He has to eat things.. I'm more like your wife. Or at least, when alone I am. When I know he, the eater, is around.. I tend to not be able to not eat things either. Like a subconscious knowledge that the food isn't safe unless I eat it. But I'd much RATHER leave it until tomorrow.
@Faelixx @Meliai listening to what you get out of Harry Potter I feel like you would both (and mel, your kid) really appreciate Robin Hobb. "The Farseer Trilogy" and the following "Liveship Trader Trilogy" especially. Then the story continues with more trilogies, and if you're into it you will have to read them. But those first six books stand out. They have so much gentle philosophy of life in them. Robin Hobb strikes me as a very wise lady also.
I actually always feel self conscious about how people are stereotyping me in tye dye. But then I feel stupid for caring and wear it anyway because.. pretty colours.
I have a few kool tye dye shirts that match nicely wit my King James. That splash of kolor really ties my outfit together.