Ladies: What Are The Benefits Of Being Small Breasted?

Not really heavy! And hubby likes them!

 

36 inches, bitch! And that’s only a smidgen
Me and my two fat sacks, you know the legend
Still talk about my tits the more that they do
Is that a water balloon tucked in your bra little boo?
My two titties was blessed by the Pope
T double O or T-W-O, Dope!
I double Dutch jump my junk. Fuck rope!
And I sucker punchin’ chumps and punks and cut throats
You don’t want nothin’ like a hairy vagina
I’ll stretch my titties from here to China
My boobs got stuck in my fuckin’ recliner
Behind ‘em, a maze of popped corn to mine
Four fat hood rats swingin’ off my nipples
Ah! Get off it! "we just want a fiddle"
The boobtastic-elastic even smashed and swollen
Fat sack gymnastics, I snatched a good one

When I was young my tits hung
You might say a lot lower than some
Down to the floor like a wore out bungee chord
Some say, a legend was born
ALL HEIL STRETCH TITS!
A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight
ALL HEIL STRETCH TITS!
You play your cards right, they're yours tonight.

 

I guess for me it's the fact that I'm 38, breastfed 3 kids, and my boobs are perkier than when I was 21, no sag at all. I do wish they were a bit bigger though.

 

I work on a farm and spend a lot of time by myself in the Woods or on a Tractor. I usually wear a one piece Jean dress that buttons or zips up the front. It's easy to open up or close as needed! ❤

 

It doesn't drag in the snow.

 

My condolences, sir

 

Thank you

 

Thank you.

 

Bras are cheaper!

 

Cheaper bras

 

ALL the above, I love being tall and slim with small boobs, and being a amateur model I get lots of work..

 

Honestly I'm so thankfull I have plums and not melons because I'm small and have 0 muscles. I think my back would snap in 2. Plus I don't have to wear a bra and I can buy shirts easier. There's basically no downside because padded bras are really comfortable and warm.

 

Easier to find cute bras.

 

I love sleeping on my stomach. I miss when my boobs never hurt when doing this. I used to be almost flat. Also, not having to wear a bra every time I go out, or to the gym. I have sensitive skin and bras really really suck. I'm glad I'm not flat anymore but I do miss a few things about being smaller.

 

This so much.

Also, less unwanted attention.

 

I wish I were smaller breasted. The idea of never having to wear or shop for a bra that fits and supports comfortably would be amazing

 

I want to say a smartass answer for myself and say "there are no benefits at all" but I guess it's easier to go braless if you cover your nipples well. Bras suck. Rn I just need to gain weight. But I have always hated my small chest and hope when I am at a healthy weight they will change and be normal.

 

Thank you for this comment, it was really nice to read! I like how you took the time to post this to try to help. Unfortunately I've been shamed too much for having small breasts in my lifetime. Eating disorder recovery should make me look better (hopefully!)

 

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Thank you, Joe!

 

yes Deidre I'm a runner as well and I wear a 38C bra. No problem with a good sports bra, and they still show off well in a push up bra.