I'm Bored!!!

someone sing me a song!

 

Sunny days...sweepin' the clouds awaaaay. .....

 

oh here's a better song:

Fuck, fuck, fuck tha police.
Fuck tha police.
Fuck tha police.

*repeat many times.

 

hahaha..i love you

 

"Sing, sing a song.
Make it simple.
So all the kids can sing along!"

 

do you realize? that everyone you know someday will die

 

yes.

 

You spin me right 'round, baby. Right 'round.
Like a record, baby, right 'round 'round 'round.

 

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

 

I'm singing Led Zeppelin to you:

...Walking side by side with death,
The devil mocks their every step
The snow drives back the foot that's slow,
The dogs of doom are howling more
They carry news that must get through,
To build a dream for me and you .....

 

myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.............WIFE and i live all alone in a little brown house we call our own,
she likes gin, and i like rum,
i tell you, we have lots of fun!

ha ha ha! you and me,
little brown jug, how i love thee!

 

I'm going to sing Ohgr to you:

The creepy crackhead friend of mine
The homeless place he calls his heart
The silly putty tinker toy
The mirror ball reflects below
The grazing herd the lemming goat
The move toward the moving from
The winter home upon the hill
The summer shade a caving in
The psychotronic talking box
The mainstream antidepressant
The laughing dying culture pop
The famous moldy party pop
A fantasy the way it could
The shaping things a prostitute
A naked mix a magazine
A picture of us in a dream (x2)

 

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV
And if you ever wonder what it's like to be me
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
She yells at my buddies and insults my folks
I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that I can
Shes got time for the dog and none for her man
Well I'm no dope but I've lost all hope
So hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope
you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin
pack your bags i dont mean to ag
on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin
you ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
now youre up shit cheek with a turd for a paddle
and Im no joke, so piss up a rope

You can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
for the last six months Ive been packin your bags
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
im sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
and i cant cope so piss up a rope