The Stoners Echo Chamber

sarcasm is not your forte..

 

I was just kidding around

 

ok.. now i will get u..

 

My robot vacuum just barged into me on the toilet. Oh hello Charlotte.

 

I built a fire on the hill
Sat in the wood and drank my fill
I talked to God all night
Tool another shot and set me right
Then I walked down to the road
Filled a beer can fill of .22 holes
And I said goodbye
Yeah I said goodbye

 

Alright I left that session just the with the fastest lap time and I've returned on top still.

 

Came 6th

 

im bit dumbfounded tbh. im usually really good on the long run at Dover. my team mate told me to diamond the corners, that's where you enter really low, let the car drift up then hit the gas and drive to the bottom again, so like this shape ^ like a diamond.

so at the end of my near 70 laps tint I had 9% tyre wear left on my RF tyre, so lucky i pitted when i did. then when i learned the line, i startd to get it, i actually had driven back from 8th to 4th when i learn the line, problem is i knocked the wall down twice in the final final 5 laps and came 6th, but, after 50 laps, my RF tyre was 30% whereas my team mate who won in the 50%, so i wore mine down a lot quicker and that gets to me because im usually really good with saving tyres

 

Just did the old phone in the fridge trick. But I picked up on it in a minute cause I knew I was in the fridge cause I had to have 2 slices of cheese, 2 slices of salami and 4 mini kabama sticks before I went to bed.

I really need to stop doing that.

I had a really healthy other part of the day.. Okay I just had 2 whiskeys, farken sue me.

I stand on my feet at work for 8hrs a day im allowed to have 3 Mini snickers bars there alright.

 

I just stepped in something wet.

I'm going to bed.

Actually I'm going to have a shower first.

 

My monkey has orange fur.

 

Lol, all these losers posting memes about how they finished watching all the videos on pornhub in 6 days of Kung-Flu Hiding.

Motherfuckers. I did that shit over the 5 day Xmas break.

 

I’m sorry to guerilla, too, for supporting a Canadian basketball team.

 

I hope you know I’m just joking. I don’t really hold a grudge this long.

 

I judge you every day. I am the judge.

 

Are they hot?

 

I’m glad you’re not like that. It’s sick.

 

I have no idea...

 

My monkey loves me.