Marry me...

Hmm no offers yet

Come on, I want to hear some quotes, conditions and the small print! I'm thinking of a shot gun wedding in Las Vegas. We could eat out and play a few games. Would you do it for $2000?

 

When did it become hard to just walk off a plane and get a visa?

 

I can get a stay either way.. I'm just wondering what a women would want from me so I could marry them and do it the easy way

(this is a joke thread btw )

 

Liar

 

lol crummyrummy,

I have family in Texas, there going to have me in june (if I do a masters next)

 

i still don't believe you. what's the state song of texas?

 

isnt it something about some dudes ex's living there?

 

hmmmmm..............I'd marry you (as I need a husband) except I require impossible amounts of sex. I'm sure you want a fake marriage


sorry

 

i think it's "i got friends in low places."

 

I stand corrected.

 

or is it that song about the yellow hooker? and the chicken ranch.

 

I don't know, I've never been to the U.S let alone Texas My uncle is a devote christian and we've only talked on the phone. I'll prolly have to go to church with him every Sunday... I'll probably start to smoke and burn within inches of the church ground.

 

does he live in waco?

 

nah, texas churches ROCK! you just gotta put a good face on for 30 minutes then get back to the SINNIN'! good times. hammer down some whiskey before you go in, it's what i used to do.

 

I prefer my liquor less brown.

 

and YOU'RE IN THE NAVY?!!

 

rum is not brown. but I am a vodka man none the less

 

some rum is brown.

 

yes, but not the Kind I drink and I would run from a brown vodka. I do love whiskey, but it just...well makes you smell like whiskey. and I always feel worse after a whiskey session morning after mind tyou, as compared to a rum or vodka session. the only thing that leaves more problems is a tequilla session

 

Don't be sorry missfontella, I think we could work it out We probably like the same music and I love kids. I'll pay our bills + I don't leave the toliet seat up.

How'd you like those apples?

If I had my way we'll be going at it like Duracell bunnies all day long. I'm yet to find a female that can handle my sex drive.

(Oh and another thing) you'll have to share the kitchen.. I like to cook at least 3 to 4 times a week. Can you handle that?