The Stoners Echo Chamber

I hate it when that happens. It's like I go out and I just want to bang one woman but nooo I end up banging 2 women instead and then have to find my way home.

 

Well you're latish 20s, I had interest from older woman in my late 20s. They're the ones sitting on the verge of the generation gap that being with the same sex was wrong but that's when porn started exploiting it, so they've watched it all their lives but never experienced it. but there's pressure in that. You've gotta bring your A game cause you need to blow her world supernova style like never before and hope to hell her hubby didn't know what he was doing with his tongue anyway. and then you hope whatever techniques you've mastered actually work on her.

It's actually making me anxious just thinking about it.

 

I'm gonna be making jokes about camels five weeks from now. They won't be passive aggressive though. Just annoying and wholly unnecessary. Like I'm being right now.

 

Why did the boy fall off the swing?
Cause someone threw a camel at him.

 

I wish they hadn't canceled sports.

 

I know. my whole routine is ruined tomorrow. No nascar to watch. I could not watch any sport this weekend I had to actually get to know the missus. She seems nice.

 

The thing that annoys me is "player welfare" everybody knows the virus attacks the unfit, these athletes are literally the apex of the virus can't even hurt them.

 

Did they really cancel Nascar?

 

Hope you guys like watching Fortnite.

 

I was pretty excited about getting drunk at a baseball game this spring
But I guess it will not come to pass

 

Country friends are cool though.
You can usually do nothing but shoot the shit on someone's porch in the woods with country friends and have a grand ol' time

 

I better make my joke now then, before you steal it.



There, I'm done.

 

Yesterday NBC was airing a golf rerun...a golf rerun. This does not bode well for the future.

 

How they dont see it coming is beyond me

 

they allow kids inside the dispensary?......huge no no here brother.....even the rez wont let you bring a kid in and those fuckers have restaurants with ''non smoking sections'' instead of like the old days ''smoking section''.....

you walk into a diner there everyone has a butt and a plate of food going lol....it is really atrocious but it sure was fun for half an hour ...knowing I was breaking a law in effect a kilometer down the road at the non-rez diner......

I had a step daughter and she now has 3 kids...….when you lose the ex the kids become ex too.....unless you don't want that.....I did......fucking kid is a nightmare....so much so no moms wanted their kids to attend one of kids birthdays.....she had to go on facebook and whine about it and a bunch of strangers showed upo at the kids party and brought food and presents and their own nightmare kids....I still think it was a scam...it made the newspapwer and of course good ol brit was a victim

 

My son's daycare is closed now too, so I'm at home with both kids for 3 weeks with nowhere to take them and nothing to do. Wish me luck.

 

I don't think there is enough luck for that...


Better try drugs instead.

 

My medical cannabis provider says: "We are currently experiencing a high volume of orders. Please expect a delay in processing time and delivery. Thank you for your patience."

 

Just got back from McDonald's. Only five other tables occupied. Not many people on the roads either. Every church parking lot I passed was deserted...unthinkable around here.