The Stoners Echo Chamber

And anchovies

 

Can get behind this. Fuckin a.

 

If you've got to shit, use a wet sock.

 

At least you're keeping your sense of humor about it.

 

Based. Someone else who likes pineapple and anchovy pizza. I am not alone in this world

 

So, today at Walmart (of all places[/sarcasm]) almost all the checkout lanes were open... Well, 5 out of 6 lanes were open, they have mostly switched over to "self checkout". There used to be more than 12-15 lanes with two cashers. Because cashers cost money.....

Anyways, I'm waiting with the rest of the horde of panic buyers in line and in the lane next to mine this poor old lady, (probably younger than me, but that's another story) who was using one of the store's motorized chair/cart/thingys, couldn't move forward because the unit had just died... She was next in line at her casher. The people behind her start scrambling around like rats trying to find a different lane to go to, a few of them bitching about "something, anything, everything" under their breath, meanwhile this helpless lady can't make the chair move.

I push my cart to the side, told the person behind me to go ahead, and asked the lady if I could help her unload her cart and get it out of the way... She said yes and thanked me for the help. I come to find out she was two weeks after major surgery and wasn't really supposed to be out doing this shyt anyways. She was able to get up to the casher and buy her stuff, but walmart was not able to get her another motorized cart... I had to push the busted one backwards out of the lane because no employee showed up for that either.

Meanwhile I was no longer in a lane. The next lady in that lane told me to go ahead of her, but she only had a few items so I told her "No, go ahead, you have less than I do" She did thank me and mentioned my helping the other lady. I did the same for the guy behind her, who I believe is living out of the backpack he had in his cart. He only had like three things to buy... He didn't say anything, just walked on by me without eye contact.. Then I looked at the young couple that was next who seemed to have half of the store in their two carts, and lightheartedly said "You, I'm going to cut in front of..." On cue, they were both like "fuck, piss, shit, grumble, grumble".... I bought my ten "non-panic" things and left the store.


What I don't understand is.... Why was it so difficult for anybody else to help this older lady? There must have been 20 or so people right there, not one could even consider helping this person.

 

Crises, real or imagined, show us who we really are. You’re a good dude. Maybe they aren't.

Respect to you, Sam Elliot Er, I mean, Tyrsonswood.

 

cousin who just recovered from cancer surgery clean bought a new toy.....i texted him to see if i was getting a guitar of his i have my eye on.....i joked before the surgery that i was gonna put my name on a piece of tape and put it on the guitar so there was no mistake who gets it when he croaks....only cousin out of 25ish first cousins that i stay in touch with....hey all 25 are boomers ….anyway we have a cool relationship and can joke like that with each other

 

Yeah.... ok boomer.

 

Skipping my meds has one positive - I can drink alcohol again.

 

Woohoo get turnt

 

you like the slang ….you use it a lot.....i like it...explain turnt?

 

once Orison is in, it will be the best place to logout or have a hab for a while - change my mind : starcitizen

this caught my eye...i don't remember what i was searching but this came up as one of the hits.....about a tv show or something


also millies wtf is a ''hab''

 

Basically just get drunk
Turn up the firewater bottle
That sort of thing

I do like slang. It makes language so much more colorful

 

I haven't had more than a single pint at a time in a while so this won't take long.

Blunt and a Jameson's, here I come.

 

stopping at the rez tomorrow on my way out of town....i wonder if there will be panic buying ?...my brother bought zig zag whites at the legal weed store in town and looked the bill when he got home….4 dollars.....yikes

 

Pittsburgh police: Deer crashed through door to Oakland bank | TribLIVE.com

 

Rather observant police you have there....

 

My tweet was just on live tv..
Its was about hiv and corona.
Lmao. The black dude is a lawyer and I said something to the bald guy on the left..
So the lawyer said he (I) came right at you.
I said..
Hiv is not airborne. He was arguing that when magic Johnson had hiv they didn't shut down the nba..

 

Okay, one blunt and 4 shots of Jameson later. I missed being able to drink.