Training Your Face Yes, we have muscles in our faces and like every other muscles they can be trained. The Japanese invented such a thing, the Facial Fitness PAO, which allows you to beef up your head. No really, people who used the device claimed that they became more beautiful thanks to it. The training machine itself consists of a mouthpiece with two plastic wings on both sides. Gobble it up and bob your head up and down to make it move. It looks silly but for only 1 minute a day you'll notice results......hopefully.
Mobile Toilet Paper It is great to have some no matter where you go. Especially if you got a runny nose, sometimes bringing some tissues in your pockets just won't do the trick. This is where one of the crazier Japanese inventions comes into play. It is not very techy, it is rather silly in fact. A hat on your head, a strapped roll of toilet paper on top, you get as much as you want with a little move of your hand. Of course it is a finite supply so bringing up reserve ones is mandatory. I am honestly not sure how humiliating it is to walk like this, even in Japan.
Spring and summer can be hard for the Japanese, especially if the temperatures exceed 30 degrees Celsius. It doubles for the women, who have to endure very uncomfortable bras with many layers and foam inside. This is where Triumph's Super Cool Bra springs into action. It contains, wait for it, ice packs. No, not really, just gel which can be cooled off and put inside the cup to keep the hot temperatures away. Unfortunately this clever concept has turned into a gag because the design of the bras is laughable.
While we are at it, let's tackle another piece of crazy lingerie. Being eco friendly is very popular in Japan, especially in the clothing industry. Triumph went one step further and introduced their solar powered bras. The idea is that women can use their special sun panels for a power source, to power up their mobile phones and iPods when nothing else can be found around. Triumph didn't consider one very important thing though. The solar panels can't be washed, whoops! Definitely the device.....lingerie needs some further upgrades.
Ahh Grand Prix and I have several unventions! (Not a typo) We could fix this bra thing.... With a little thought! But it will only get weirder! Japan has fuck all on us!
May I present the; Volt strummer........ Kind of a dynamo based system...... Yeah it’s gonna get Pervy very quickly.
We nearly had a war yesterday. I refrained from admitting I knew about Hiroshima. lol Volt STRUMMER????