What a night.

Boy did I have a strange one last night. My friend Laurel and I decided to go to the one and only bar in town. I live in a dry county, but somehow they managed to get a bar. Anyways, the band was prime, good crowd, cold beer. We had a fantastic time to say the least. I always have such odd things happen to me. I meet weird people, too. After all the talkin, laughin, drinkin, we eased on out of there. We had decided to stay in Laurels new double wide. She's just recently purchased it so there is no heat nor electricity. You could see your breath inside! We had purchased some hotdogs earlier with the intention of building a fire outside. That didn't happen. It was cold and we were drunk so we figured we should make our selves a bed. After weighing the options we decided to sleep in the closet. Yes, the closet. It was a walk in closet and the perfect size for two people! We figured it was the smallest room and with plenty blankets and body heat we could stay warm. Turns out that was true enough.


So, this morning I wake up about 6:30 in the pitch black in a closet. LOL Very dazed and confused I must add. We laughed at our selves quite a bit over this. We figured everyone thought we were strange enough staying in the trailer with no heat and all, but sleeping in the closet was the kicker. We KNOW they will find us strange now. And I guess we are... It felt like I was camping. I loved it! LOL


-The End-

 

By the way, I totally feel like I could take a nap. To be sure.

 

I know, I know. Sleeping in closets could be detrimental.


Hell, atleast I 'came out of the closet.' Hahahahaha, I crack my self up.

 

Nope. I thought I was already living dangerously??

 

No, I don't care to live dangerously. I'm a wussy. Laurel just called though. Tonight we really shall have a fire and sleep in the closet again.

 

she a closet case...hahahahahahahahaha

 

Off the wall things tend to happen when youre drunk. Funny part is, it dosent seem off the wall while youre drunk, only the day after.

 

I dont see as being off the wall. I lived for a bit with no electricity heat or water. but I admit I stayed elseware as often as possible.

 

I meant sleeping in a closet with someone and waking up realizing that youre in a closet. THats off the wall

 

sounds like a logical decision to me. all the evidence presented made me think they were drunk, not in any condition to drive, and would be fairly cold where they were gonna stay.

 

i don't think it's strange. seems like creative problem solving to me. i've done some things that seem wierd when i'm trying to get around a problem, like freezing my ass off in an unheated home.

 

it's hard to get a fat ass moving. and the blankets are just never big enough to cover the whole thing.

 

mmmmmmmmm .......naked bits of exposed flesh...........

 

oh, wow, actually, in the context of the fat ass being too huge to cover in a big blanket, that's kind of a ... well, it's a really disgusting mental image when put in those words. unless you're really really hungry.

 

I just like naked women...ALL of them.

 

nope, just you big boy, come here!!!!!!

 

good, grab 'im, crummy. he's been ridin' me like a horny chihuahua.

 

well we all would if you let us!!!!!

 

so?

 

your toys are all broken and boring.