Eliot: Rock star or just plain hottie? BOTH!

Still stuck on douche bag? I'm sorry, it must suck to be you.

 

Do me a favor and pull the stick out of your ass and quit being such a despicable person.

 

if you are you're the only lucky one.


I think the one w/ the hair pulled back kinda reminds me of Fez. The fact that Elliot couldn't score even if he paid reminds me of Fez too, but that's a whole other topic......

 

*twists kleenex til her fingers bleed*

When eliot broke up with me I swallowed bleach.

 

looks like a mix of howard stern and jeff goldblum, but looks better than both

 

hey elliot, i know you on personal basis, and i can testify that youre not as great as you say you are...

 

You can testify all you want, as long as you don't mind testifying it from the trunk of my car with thirteen bullets in your chest.

Edit: Oh, and thanks for the bump.

 

thats a good one elliot, what movie did you get it from?

 

That's a great comeback, Paul. What special ed drop-out did you hear it from?

 

real elementry school elliot... im done with this one.

 

You new to flame wars? These don't end until someone gets owned or banned. Usually the latter.

 

i think you pretty much shot yourself in the foot with that one, i dont wanna take to that level... because well, im better than that

 

What, better than retards? Well, yeah. Who isn't? That's why we make fun of them.

 

or atleast you...

 

Yeah, weasal your way out of this. You prick. Looking sympathetic towards 'tards isn't going to get Jona to make out with you.

 

first of all, making fun of tards is only funny when its to their face, second of all, elliot, your the one who wanted to play the part that got to kiss jona, now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

 

You're just pissy because you hit her in the head with a doorstop, and now she'll never make out with you. But, what's really creepy, is that instead of playing that part, I'm playing her father.

Alright, I probably shouldn't be insulting myself. See what you made me do?