Would you jump in the hot tub with the poster above you?

OI,Moosh! Just 'ave it on yer toes,regardin' my Sex Bomb love-bunny, [aka Candy Girl],or you just may find yourself struggling and VERY short of breath in the dreaded Flying Mongolian Chuff-Lock,pal!!! All these pics of places that are set up especially to make her frilly undies moist WON'T WORK!....and y'know WHY they won't work...HMMM?...because je suis le Superhunk! Hung like a fallen log and dishier than George Clooney in skin-tight swimming-trunks! So,just watch it pal....HMMPH!

 

YAY Pugsy Bear. xxx

 

The calm before the storm?

 

Oh Joey keep me safe. xxxx

 

Always! Wait, does that mean I'm safe?

 

I dunno? lol
Let's find out. xxx

 

I'm a danger - only to myself.

 

Nah you are lovely. xxxx

 

Flattery will get you everywhere and everything.

 

But it is true. xxxx

 

Stop all the chat and droppem,Toots!

 

The more the merrier

 

LOL XXXX

 

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All women??? NO NO NO lol

 

I wouldn’t complain!

 

Women are nice.

 

Ah look he has a boner.

 

Turn the Music up! and pass the booze, because ...