if dan let me

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by interval_illusion, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    i would fuck my lawyer any day and he's almost 70. he looks 40 though. yeah, that's it.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    thats against the law. he would lose his ability to practice law if it got out.
     
  3. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    hahaha! well, doh. it's not gonna happen. i was joking. but he's cool as hell.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    i would have sex with Paul Newman and hes like 70 or 80 something...
     
  5. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    Old people smell funny.
     
  6. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    my boss is 52 and pretty hot
     
  7. puddin

    puddin Banned

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    52 isnt old. when you get past 65 you are old.
     
  8. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I'd do Sean Connery. And Patrick Stewart, but not at the same time...:D
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Sean connery, wonder what he sounds like when he is having sex...
     
  10. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Hahaha......he likes it shaken, not stirred...:D
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, could you imagine what it would sound like though..haha it would be like your having sex in like the 17th century or something :D
     
  12. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I would do bea arthur, she is probably around 80 now :D
     
  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    what about betty white...
     
  14. Faerie

    Faerie Peachy

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    Me too
     
  15. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    hehehe i just realized that i am bad.
     
  16. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    old people don't really have sex....they just rub wrinkles
     
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    ( ∞ ) INFINITY

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    I'd tottally do one of those hot GILFs


    kidding.
     
  18. BogeyMeister

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    Oh hell. I'd fuck Sean Connery and I'm not even gay. I would just wanna brag to people that Bond packed my fudge. My brush with greatness.
     
  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It's good that you have goals, boogey man. :D
     
  20. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA lol
     
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