How do I pass this drug test?!?

I have to pass a saliva drug test, I never heard of that. Anyone know how to pass?

 

http://www.passyourdrugtest.com/kits/saliva-test.htm

 

Thanx crummy, but do you know of anyway to do it yourself?

 

nope I never needed to pas a saliva test. I passed a urine test for 18 months, but I am assuming its different. I havent needed to care in close to ten years now.

 

I wish I didn't have to care! By the way, how did you pass the piss tests?

 

I passed a piss test by drinking lots of water and spending like $50 on a drink I bought at the local head shop. I go in there and say "I need to pass a drug test... what's the best thing you've got??" And they tell me and I pay $50 and I pass! WOOHOOO!!!!! I've done this twice and both times they worked! I even tested it once and paid for my own drug test by a private place, like $10, just to see if the drink actually worked. Lot's of water.... once I drank so much water I puked. Also, when I was younger someone told me to drink 8 oz of vinegar. So i did, i chugged it... then i puked... so don't do that.

 

WTF

there is a whole forum for drug testing not to mention a million fucking threads in here about it, maybe click search next time!

 

Thanx jointman!

 

sorry to be an asshole i jsut hate seeing a new drug test thread pop up every day

 

yea....its kinda a pain...cuz theres a million of them..however i admit that i dotn always search the forums either when i have questions...not that i really ever have any questions