Useful Hippie Skills?

Being good at fixing things never hurts, oh, and having a way with words can be helpful too..

 

just being an all around handy-(wo)man

 

To have beautiful smile while hitchhiking.

 

To be a worthless bum who sits around all day talking about making society better, but in the end does nothing but smoke pot and watch their balls shrink.

 

See, it's steryotypes like that that give all hippies a bad name.
Man, you need to open your eyes and realize, there are a lot of hippies out there doing GOOD in the world, not just DRUGS.

 

blowing glass

 

At least you aren't in such a high haze that you were able to catch on to my play on stereotypes.

 

why are you even talking on here if you dont like any of us? huh HUH

 

Yeah, I'm not high at all, bro.
And trust me, I'm tired of all the little children on here asking: "How do I become a hippie!?"
It just irritates me that so many people really think that.

 

I know your not high you moron. For the record I am very stoned though. Yall pull your head out of your ass or kill yourself. One of the two please.

 

For the record I do like a lot of the people on these forums seeing that I have been coming to them for the last three years. It is just to easy and fun to rip on the people that come on here trying to act all "hippie". You know, the take it easy guys, I just think they are all pussies and must still be living at home with mom and dad. Really I am just joking basically all the time or maybe not. Ha, it is fun being god. If you don't believe me send me a pm and I will tell you exactly how everyone will respond to this and every other post I make.

 

dude, you must totally be so much smarter then every poster. i mean being able to predict everything? i don't even think our saviour lord jesus christ could do that...

 

You know, they all react the same, all the time.
I used to come here a lot.

 

You missed the point my son. I am your Savior. If you can't except that, well, I guess you will burn in hell for eternity.

 

Yes, Lord.

 

Thats more like it.

 

and yet, you are an inferior being - every time you say MOM, you are actually saying "Master Of Me"

go get your cookies now

 

If that was even relevant to what I was saying, I might know how to respond. Everyone knows that since I am god I don't have a mom, I am so badass that I created myself and unfortuantly all of you worthless other people. Man what was I thinking. I don't know if you were trying to be witty or funny or serious or all of the above, but that was totally weak. Try again.

 

heh....its funny because its true......i dont see why everyone needs to be put in classes such as "Hippy" or "Goth"or what ever but any way back to the point makeing things such as braclets and stuff can be handy if you need a little bit of money......beads......heh......or just being a great guy is something some people are good at some one people can rely on not that im saying that i am one or anything but you know what i mean do you not?

 

Being able to fix things on limited supplies.
Being able to bullshit your way through life.
Having a passion for something, and would be willing to teach it.