Anal masterbation caused infection?

lol very true,,, was hoping might come across one of them hippies that's read so much into it lol

 

letstalk said, in relevant part:
"lol very true,,, was hoping might come across one of them hippies that's read so much into it lol"

My reply:
Um....dude, we ARE reading so much into it. Perhaps you meant "read so much ON it"...? This is what happens when you ask these kinds of questions in a place where $m@rt@$$e$ and trolls hang out.

On a somewhat more relevant note, have you considered washing and sterilizing those toys of yours? And yes, that means that lube dispenser thingy. There is a reason why it's easier to get an infection from rectal insertion, and it's because there's no defense mechanism at work there like there is, for instance, in your mouth. Anything that gets in there can live and thrive there, until death do you part.

As for those med workers you didn't want to tell the truth to....they quite likely already know the truth anyway. Medical training....remember? Also, consider the times we live in, and the fact that these folks have seen it all before, so the only thing that really surprises them is you having the stupid idea they won't know. Just saying.

Also, just so you won't misunderstand my point: WASH AND SOAK THOSE DANG THINGS IN BLEACH NOW. That is all, thank you.

 

I wonder why it causes infections to cut your anus up and rub feces into the wounds. It's a mystery.

 

Oh, ok- well, be careful man. I don’t know what to tell you because the only thing I let get close to my anus is a woman’s tongue, and rarely.

 

i bet that woman would appreciate if you occasionally let some soap, or at least toilet paper, get close to your anus too.

 

I've heard Americans need a wash cloth in the shower because they're too afraid of touching their bum hole?

 

are wash cloths an american thing?

i always just kind of assumed wiping yourself with some sort of a soapy rag or sponge would clean off more dirt than just rubbing a bar of soap over your skin.

 

I don't have any cloths in the shower. I have an exfoliating scrunchy. I've never known anybody to have a washcloth in the shower. Unless youre Greek or Italian or prone to thick hair ass crack and get dingleberries, I don't know what kinda mess y'all make when wiping your arses.

 

I haven't heard that song in like 25 years

 

that's what i use too. washcloths are for when you're travelling. it's usually what's available in hotels and such.

 

What do you know about my anus?

 

Sixty three Earths will fit in Uranus...sixty four if you just relax.

 

hahahaha