Whats the ballsiest thing you've done nude?

i always go nude romping on a lone out of bounds beach in a bird sanctuary that goes through a weapons plant adjasent to it,and one day i ventured into the plant,naked (my shorts were hidfn three miles back),and went through an explosives testing field,and apprehendf by armed security gaurds,taken into custody,and held for over 3 hrs naked at their office,but satirsfied that i was no terrorist nor naked danger,i was released,given a lift and stil had to help them later to dig out their 4x4 that got stuck in the beach sand,stil naked obviousely!

 

Forgot I was naked from my wake n bake session in bed.. Took out the trash, middle of winter, got out of the door, to realize I was cold as fuck.. Then decided that I was too close to the trash can too go back in, took the trash to the trashcan, BAM, my hot neighbor saw me with my shrunken penis.

Not kidding.. Terrible terrible..

 

Hmmm. Let's see here....

I rode my motorcycle 53 miles, at night, from the town I lived in to another smaller town (and back, 106 miles roundtrip), and wasn't caught.

I rode the same motorcycle 30 miles, stark naked, in broad daylight, and wasn't caught.

Much earlier when I was a teenager, I ws snagged by cops for doing the same thing on a different motorcycle. They let me go after holding me for an hour as it was getting close to the morning rush and they thought I was gonna have to face the morning rush naked, embarassing me. Didn't work as I lived only 1-1/2 miles away and I knew the backroads to take!

Drove my truck from Denver CO to Des Moines IA naked. No problem there. Other than sunburned.

 

With an equally young and naive friend way back, 28 years ago, we stripped, got erections and walked up and down the street in the dark, being sprung when we passed under a street light and running like blazes for cover of darkness, except home was the other way! I still harbour mix feelings about it; God, it's not something I would do at all now and shows how stupid one can be in youth. Just one of those silly things that have passed into memory, hardly worth dredging up...

 

The ballsiest thing I have done nude.

Take away the question mark, you get your answer.

 

I was 15 I ordered a pizza when I noticed who was delivering which was a woman, I answered door in towel but it fell and I stayed nude in front of her after that, she was like 45.

 

About 20 years ago and after a full on sex session, we were horse playing around in the apartment when my GF dared me to stand out on the back verandah....I took the dare thinking, what the hell, i'll do a short dash out and back.....well she locked me out of the apartment and went and had a shower. I had no way of getting back in and i was totally exposed with nowhere to hide. The neighbours were all out gawking once the horns started tooting as the cars drove by. It seemed like hours but in reality it was 20 minutes before she let me back in.
It was such a turn on that we were back on the workbench in a flash......the good ol days!

 

Has anyone ever GOTTON NUDE in someones house WHO WASNT A NUDIST and then see how they react when they saw ya?? (Probably laughing,etc)

 

I had one friend that knew that i was a nudist,he always visited me at his tea times,and lunch times,ar i work night shift.i was always naked,at one stage I Had to stay at his place a couple of weeks,and he did not mind me walking nude or whatchin tv with then in the nude

 

"One time I tea bagged my wife"
-Thorabeard

 

Wow,you were quite lucky!!

They were probably curious about it but didnt have the balls to do it!

 

Fathered a child

 

Drove to the gas station and got gas. The attendant grinned, didn't say anything and just filled the tank. And i was 100% naked.

 

I have gone streaking at night years ago. I did the WNBR. Nudity was officially sanctioned, and the cops even escorted us, but still pretty ballsy if you ask me.

 

The “ballsiest” thing I have ever done nude was once when I was a teen, I walked nude* around the neighborhood at night.

*ok technically I had my glasses and shoes on.

 

Driving nude

 

Rode motorcycle naked for about 4 miles from house

 

When I was in college, one time I drove to campus naked. I considered a number of times getting out of my car and just hanging out naked in the parking lot, but that never came to be.

 

As I've posted about before, a group of friends and I played a game of Twister in the nude.. Outrageous fun... So, that was the ballsiest thing I've ever done in the buff.. though, I don't know if I'm qualified to answer this thread since I don't have a pair of those things hanging down there..

 

If there were guys in the game, they must have been hanging on you or near you, so full credit for ballsiness.