Do hookers like to keep the room kept dark?

Irminsul · Nov 8, 2019

Idle_Billy · Nov 8, 2019

Eric! said: ↑

What all did you do?
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I had her brush her teeth though before I kissed her.

Eric! · Nov 8, 2019

Idle_Billy said: ↑

I had her brush her teeth though before I kissed her.
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Damn, sounds like she was pretty lame. That sucks when you pay all that money to do what THEY want,and not what YOU want. Thanks for sharing, man.

wilsjane · Nov 8, 2019

hotwater said: ↑

Ha, ha, .................but in truth to most hookers, one swinging dick looks like another
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That reminds me of the joke about the hooker who preferred Irish punters.......Because they were always thick.

NoHobo · Nov 8, 2019

Idle_Billy said: ↑

Okay horny perv, here are the details.

I decided to go with a girl on the website who had photos 'unverified'. She just looked really nice, and the reviews left by other punters did not suggest that she was a different person. I'd say she got a friend of hers to meet me instead because after I rang her a few times, on the third time a different number called me back and I dealt with that number to arrange more specifically where to meet. When I got in the place was very dark and hot. I said "you are not the person on the profile". She said she'd changed, etc. She was a bit fatter than in photos too. It didn't really bother me too much as perhaps I was expecting this. If I had more time on my hands I probably would've called another one of the whores numbers I had. She tried to charge me €10 extra saying that her price had changed!! I "no no" and she eventually said it was ok.

It bothered her a lot when I opened the window because of the heat. When I asked for it to be brighter she put her bedside lamp from under her bedside table to on top of it. Still quite dark like this, & she later put this lamp back under the table. She reluctantly carried out certain positions. Again I wasn't surprised so it didn't bother me too much. When we started she was telling me what to do... "sit here, move there" and so on. I didn't like this. When she had me lie down she wiped the head of my penis with a wipe of some sort before she blew me. After the bj I asked her to put on some underwear and sit on my face. She sat on my chest and played with my cock. I could kiss her ass cheeks a bit.

When we started sex she got annoyed at how long it took me to cum. Missionary wasn't working so she eventually got on top & rode with her tits in my face. She said she orgasmed twice from this (hope she wasn't lying but probably was) and was surprised that I didn't yet cum. She tried to get me hard by going back to a bj. Seeing as it was only a hooker it wasn't awkward to say "that won't work". For a very small bt I had her put her feet in my face, and then towards the end I tried humping her feet for a while. I eventually moved her n2 doggy position for a dry hump & started sliding my penis in between in ass cheeks (not inside). This got me very close to coming, but in the end didn't cum. She said that my penis was too long for doggy.

At the end she tried to convince me that I was there longer than 30 minutes but I had carefully noted the time when we started and I said "no no...". She then gave me a playful light slap on the face in disappointment of this!! She fixed my hair before I left as she had been grabbing onto it, and as I walked out she gave me a pat on the ass.

I do have some sort of a problem whereby I can only cum when I stroke my penis a certain way when I masturbate. I don't think I could really find the vagina on my own if it wasn't for her to guide me. It kept kind of slipping out! Oh well, maybe some day I'll be able to orgasm inside of a woman!
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That's one of the saddest and most awkward things I have ever read.

Idle_Billy · Nov 8, 2019

NoHobo said: ↑

That's one of the saddest and most awkward things I have ever read.
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Welcome to my world!

Pressed_Rat · Nov 8, 2019

She said
"it helps with the lights out"
Her rabid glow
is like braille to the night

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