intimate relationship with one author of your choice?

Which author would you love to wake up beside after a lost weekend of emotions and intimacy?

Sylvia Plath is mine. Does anyone else have a favorite?
I expect some Coupland answers ha

 

Naomi Campbell, but I don't think we'd be talking about literature. Hope not.

 

strange question, considering that the last thing i'm thinking about when i read a book is whether or not the author is fuckable. however...if i had to choose...i wouldn't mind being locked up in a hotel with zadie smith, the author of White Teeth.


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Terry Tempest Williams -- something wonderful about the way she writes about her erotic connection to the land

 

i dno it would be the shit to know jd salinger or ernest hemminway. But i bet i would have amazing discussions with some of the transendentalists like Emerson

 

tom robbins!

 

I tried to get into Coupland's 'Generation X', but it didn't connect with me. It especially didn't connect on an intimate level.

Who does connect?
Joyce Carrol Oats connects very intimately.
Also, Janet Fitch of 'White Oleander' fame definitely connects on a very intimate level.

 

*fans self*
Oh, yeah...

Poppy Z. Brite would probably be good times, too. MMmmm, and Neil Gaiman.

 

Annais Ninn!


I can't think of any writter who could possibly be as sensually intimate as lovely Annais!

 

No question about it, Clive Barker.

 

I would say Erica Jong...she's still hot!

or...Poppy Z. if I was in a SERIOUSLY twisted mood!

 

William Shakespeare. I dig that Olde English...

 

i'd have to say Haruki Murakami, not particularly hot but i love his mind, and i want to get it on with most of his main characters:

Emotionally lost men in their early thirties.

YUMYUM!

 

good choice!! i want to get in on with most of his supporting characters: emotionally fragile young women obsessed with american culture and the paranormal.

 

This is an EASY Question for me.

SUE GRAFTON! The A-Whatever letter she is up to Mystery series.

"A Is for Aliby" etc...

 

does freud count as an author??

ya, sure.

so i'd do him.

 

Federico Garcia Lorca.. my favorite Spanish playwright and poet.

Forget the fact that he was gay and I definatly don't have the right equipment. I could definatly make him swing my way.

 

Anne Rice. Yeah I know she's old. Im no spring chicken either.

 

Tom Robbins was gorgeous in his day, oh that smile..lol
but i think we'd hit it off great, oh sure...

 

My bf is a poet. What else can I say?