Asian Massage Parlor

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, Oct 5, 2019.

  1. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    In general the men who go to these places like an "authentic" experience. Meaning an Asian immigrant. How do you think they got here? Good chance the Yakua or Triads have told them they have a job for them in America. There is NO work in their town and all they can do is find a rich man to marry (of which there are few). So they take this job offer. The Asian mafia than owns them. You can easily research this. Happy endings are prostitution and there are many massage parlors which do not do them yet have Asian workers. These are the places where it's more likely legit.

    I gurentee you this is a bigger issue in Australia than America.
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I am in New Jersey??
     
  3. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I think New England somewhere when I think @Pressed_Rat.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    he must think you're mcfuddy.
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    just be thankful he didn't say you're in turkey.
     
  6. Bicaptain My Captain

    Bicaptain My Captain Members

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    I've been to a few Asian massage parlors. The women I encountered seemed happy to be there. They were enthusiastic if they were forced.
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Yeah, was thinking of mcfuddy i think,
    But whatever
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ok, i'm just being a dick now and doing a little comedy bit but ive never understood that logic.

    If i pay a woman $80 to bake a cake for me and she doesnt want to do it, and PR pays a woman $80 for a handjob or more and she doesnt want to do it. Of course the two things are not equal just because they dont want to do it

    Just as a handjob isnt as bad as having him climb on top of you. Dont think you are really going to convince the guys of that anyway
     
  9. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Jesus christ.

    Ok, all asian prostitutes in the US were brought over by the yakuza, they are all victims and all ladies in general will like you more for saying stuff like that
     
  10. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Why are you looking for an Asian massage parlor specifically, as in, what are the advantages of that venue over others? Why not just hire a prostitute? You're a relatively clean, normal looking, and decent looking guy--why not just find a person to hook up with?


    I was about the agree with the statement, but then I remembered that this past winter my friend got a groupon for a massage and we got one together. The people who worked at the massage place were both Asian: I had an Asian dude and she had an Asian woman. I have to say that getting a massage was an intimate experience to have with a stranger--you just have this person rubbing you for 45 minutes. It was nice, I guess, but I don't know that I would seek out another one.

    Anyway, they didn't ask if we wanted a happy ending, and I really can't imagine that happening, it seems like a thing that happens only in Hollywood.

    And yeah, I thought he lived in Rochester, too.
     
  11. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    I’ll admit I’ve been to one before. It's not worth it. The quality of massage can be hit or miss since they are not LMTs working in such places. In fact, on my last time ever going to one, my back ached even more after the massage was over. Because she didn’t know what the hell she was doing (also it'll be the last time I will ever go to one). They also won’t go near your junk unless you give indication if that’s what you want, and it will cost more. Unlike LMT centers, they tend to allow walk-in appointments. I don't think all of them are centers of human trafficking, but a lot of them certainly are. Don't expect the girls working there to look anything like the ones in the ads or you're going to be very disappointed. Paying for a schooled massage therapist is better bang for your buck.
     
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  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well I know that Patriot’s owner and Billionaire Robert Kraft paid $59 for a half hour and $79 per hour in a Jupiter Florida Massage Parlor.
     
  13. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    For the record, I have absolutely no interest in doing this. I was just curious since there is one of these places next to a brewery I frequent. It's on a very busy road, and I am just surprised it has not been shut down yet. But yeah, I really have no interest in paying $80 for a hand job. And I question the cleanliness of such places. Last thing I want is to get a massage while lying in another guy's dried jizz.
     
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if that's the last thing you want, then that implies that you would prefer to get a massage while lying in another guy's fresh jizz.
     
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  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Bet you this thread was started after his first trip to the massage parlour
     
  16. lode

    lode Banned

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    I think I paid $80 for brunch. I wouldn't pay less for a handjob then I would for some crab cakes.

    Also I agree with Mel...slavery is bad but otherwise hooking is okay.
     
  17. Women make themselves available where opportunity knocks. And if you're a real man, these days, you don't see too many women.
     
  18. lode

    lode Banned

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    Women? They're probably slightly over half the people I see...
     
  19. tumbling.dice

    tumbling.dice Visitor

    I saw some girls today too.
     
  20. Never.fucking.mind. Jesus Christ. Is there anyone alive who isn't an idiot?
     

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