Reasons for why you shouldn't argue with your children

Ahem, reasons for why you shouldn't argue with your children- helpful guide to parents.

Reasons:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated, "Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the teacher
reiterated
that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher
asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you
ask
him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently,
she asked what the drawing was... The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor"thy Father
and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat
our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the
oldest
of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white,
Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought
about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?"
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,
She's dead. "
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.Trying to
make
the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the
blood,
as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes,"
the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow
shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
made
a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take
all
you want. God is watching the apples.

 

BEST ONE


The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
nice
it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher,She's dead. "

 

LMAO those are great. You can't beat the logic of children.

 

This is my choice for best one:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it
was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though
it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl
stated, "Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the teacher
reiterated
that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The
little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher
asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you
ask
him".



But all of them are funny!

 

Lololololololololololololollolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
I Lovem Alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol

 

Awwww Kids R So Wise

 

my favorite one is the picture of God. =)

I like the teacher is dead too!

 

I like the one about the dead teacher, and the one about the teacher going to hell...lol...and the apple's on is funny, too.

 

i love "theres teacher, shes dead !"

 

those are great... out of the mouths of babes!

 

Children can be so honest I love the one about drawing God, but the others are great as well!