Using items

Lol ya. All i know is that must be the luckiest zuchini. It has more sexual experience than my 25 yearold brother.

 

Yes, she has a lot of tools. But she doesn't use many of them. Before we were married, she kind of went through a phase of trying to find "the perfect toy."

She has one vibrator that was very expensive -- like 100.00 -- that she swears by. She calls it "Old Faithful." And I really think she's gotten her moneys worth. Believe me, it's always on the nightstand. I've come home more than once and found her asleep, naked, with the thing on the bed beside her.

 

I always reserved the term old faithful for my hand.

 

i liked the balloons you used to make balloon animals with.. they are nice cause you can increase size by pushing the air all into one end.

 

Ya i thought about balloons but then i also thought they could be a bad idea being so tight on my dick. I guesd i thought they could cut off circulation to my dick. Then my dick would be blue and thats not healthy cuz i would need to get it cut off... But if it works for you go for it.

 

I use a hammer massager.Think of the best head u have ever had and multiply it by 100.The feeling is incredible.Believe me u will be weak at the knees after using this.1 time my cum nearly hit the ceiling.Just have a towel handy.Can get quite messy.If u cant find it just try google.

 

Hmm that looks interesting...

 

My old lady has one. I think she pretty much has one of every type of masturbation tool out there.

 

Yeah... You're not supposed to stick your dick IN a shampoo bottle. When I first tried masturbating with a shampoo bottle, I just rubbed it against my dick until I came. That's the way I did it. It worked for me and it was a lot safer than getting it stuck. Give that a try some time.

 

99.9% of the time, the only items I use are my fingers.

 

When I was about 13 or 14 a buddy told me about how he would fuck his couch cushions. I laughed my ass off at first but it stayed on my mind and the thought made me horny. The couch we had at home had a silken type material that was real smooth. I knelt down in front of the couch and slowly started to push my boner In between the seat cushions. Holy Fuck! That just drove me wild and I banged the hell out of that couch.I pulled out in time to shoot my load on myself but I had to scrub some of the precum off the cushions. Now there’s a pretty big fuck toy for ya!

 

Before I bought a sounder I used a new latch hook needle. It’s thin, smooth and the end is rounded without any burrs. I washed it with soap and hot water and wiped it with alcohol first. Once I got hard and my precum started to run, I’d slowly slip it into my cock twisting it with my fingers. I still use it to this day rubbing my fingertips up and down my lubed shaft as I slowly pull it in and out of my cock.

 

humm, I used to use my finger for musturbation, now I have lots of sex toys, like thrusting rabbit vibrator, dildo, wearable vibrator, bullet egg. Because I am selling sex toys now, lol.