Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Social studies at my school was more like geography combined with a little bit of history...but mostly learning where countries, continents, etc were and basic things about them all...and I always did well when it came to grades (or The Mother would whip my ass, and that was always one ass whipping I could avoid)...but now I know I don't remember squat from that class. I have a globe and the internet, and before that the globe and encyclopedias. lol

 

Yes, that's the way our Social Studies classes were.

 

I'm standing here and a creepy ass vehicle went by... I I said to myself who that creepy ass motherfuker.
Very second I got an amber alert on my phone.. I had a double check and make sure.

 

Some drama in the chat room tonight.

 

Idk..

 

Oh it was nothing serious just jealousy rearing its ugly head LOL... I was a jealous boyfriend... I don't think I would be any more if I had a girlfriend but I definitely was guilty of being a jealous boyfriend....brutal having a beautiful girlfriend as a bartender because every f****** guy hits on her

 

hubby took the boy to see Heart and Joan Jett. hope they are having fun.

 

Went to this fancy restaurant...
I ordered the chicken Napoleon..
When it was brought to my table.. there was no meat..
I informed the waiter..
He said sir you this is
bony part you ordered...

 

We got tickets.

 

lol

 

The people from the alcoholic house in the village came up to my house last night popped in all hammered up... I am starting to get used to dealing with them well they are drinking.... I have no idea how people can afford to drink be alcoholics anymore they drink that James ready 6.5 got to be $60 a case

 

I've been teaching my dog squad formation when we walk by just using whistles and mouth noises.
I can pretty much control his movement from about 6-8m ahead of me, just trying to get him to learn boundaries etc, and not to go outside out boundary. So our squad formation is me lft, wide right and him in front of us. and he zig zags and does what he does. it's cool you can teach him stuff like that without him really even realizing he's being trained.

 

Sunday morning nice and cool this morning huge temperature drop

 

Is very sunny right now but can see the storm clouds rolling in from the Alps and will plunge us into days of heavy intensity storms. I did all the shopping so I don't have to go out in it. Staying safe.

 

I love September. And October and April. I think they're my three favourite months. The others are all good too. I really just wanted to say I loved September, I could have stopped typing after that.

 

September is hit or miss here, we get what we call "indian summer" in September some years, which just means it is excruciatingly hot and the heat doesnt break until October

I think this will be a really pleasant September though.

October, November, and April are my favorite months

 

Hurricane Dorian heading towards the Bahamas as a category 5
And it may hit Florida, or stay at sea
And it may hit Georgia, or stay at sea
And it may hit South Carolina or head to sea
In a couple of days they'll probably be calling it the next Sandy because it will miss us all and barrel straight into New Jersey

 

Will it or will it not effect south Carolina, Darlington?

 

Lol
Maybe
Maybe not