Small penis?!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by hoofedone23, Oct 27, 2006.

  1. hoofedone23

    hoofedone23 Member

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    hi,

    i have a problem i am very embarrssed about but seeing as this is online i can go ahead and get some help! I have a very small penis... When i dont have a hard on it is like seeing a toddler penis, when i do have a hard on i wouldnt say its impressive but i am happy with my little "winston" i think women would reject me because of it and i am to embarrassed to find out. what should i do? is there anyway to get it bigger really cheap?

    -hoofedone23

    p.s you can post an awnser in my email, hoofedone26@gmail.com if you want i will check it the most!
     
  2. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    No. There's no way! God has made a monster of humanity, and his name Hoofedone23!
     
  3. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Winston lmfao!
     
  4. ButtonGear

    ButtonGear Member

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    Well, there's only one way to tell ...


    You're goin to have to post two side-by-side pictures here (one flaccid, one erect) and see what the response is. :)
     
  5. TheMistress

    TheMistress Senior Member

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    well most girls arent going too see your dick soft first, right? and also hopefully your sleeping with a girl that really likes you. and if she likes you for you, shes not going to care about your small penis. ive had guys tell me straight up that they had a small dick. It didnt make me like them any less.
     
  6. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

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    What won't help is buying a excessively large truck.[​IMG]
     
  7. THE MIGHTY TOENAIL

    THE MIGHTY TOENAIL Member

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    tee hee tarabelle.

    i agree with posting pictures. some measurements would also help...how small is small? personally i wouldnt avoid sex with you, but i might not find it as pleasureable. maybe you can speak to a doctor about a way to get an enlargement [if it's possible]. i wouldnt try to get something cheap done though, for such an important part of your body you want something done well...not a shoddy job that might get infected or scarred etc. speaking with a good doctor that you trust would be a good start.
     
  8. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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    Well, you could look for a girl with a tight, tiny little vagina....:eek:
     
  9. TARABELLE

    TARABELLE on the road less traveled

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    Ok, ok, if we are going to be serious, here's my two cents:
    Be thankful; it is so much more pleasurable and easier to concentrate on technique when you are going down on a smaller penis than a larger one.
     
  10. L.A.Matthews

    L.A.Matthews Senior Member

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    I still say you're a freak.:)
     
  11. EazyE

    EazyE Senior Member

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    Just get good at licking pussy.
    Thats my 2 PENCE lol.
     
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  12. TomK

    TomK Member

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    Ignore Mr Matthews, he's being a twonk.

    Some guys have huge cocks, too big in fact, so that it can be painful for their partner when they try to slide the whole thing in. Some guys have really small cocks, but still have a great sex life because they care about what they're doing and what they lack in size they make up for in technique. Most of us have average sized cocks. But you just have to work with what you've been given. It pisses me off when women make references to a guy's small cock (usually in tabloid newspapers when they're slagging off some celebrity they've been dating and were then dumped) like he has some control over the size of it. Similarly, I hate it when guys complain that their girl is too tight, or too loose. Except for having some kind of surgery, no one can control a lot of their features.

    So, like I said, work with what you've got. If you can get an erection and can jerk off, you've got a working cock, so make the best of it. If you find yourself with a partner who cares about your cock size more than anything else, you'd be better off without her anyway.
     
  13. USA in decline

    USA in decline Member

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    this well help
     
  14. USA in decline

    USA in decline Member

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    Oh oh
    Wee-ell-Now!

    Relax don't do it
    When you want to go to it
    Relax don't do it
    When you want to come
    Relax don't do it
    When you want to come
    When you want to come

    Relax don't do it
    When you want to to go to it
    Relax don't do it
    When you want to come
    Relax don't do it
    When you want to suck to it
    Relax don't do it
    When you want to come
    Come-oh oh oh

    But shoot it in the right direction
    Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
    Live those dreams
    Scheme those schemes
    Got to hit me
    Hit me
    Hit me with those laser beams

    I'm coming
    I'm coming-yeah

    Relax don't do it
    When you want to go to it
    Relax don't do it
    When you want to come

    Relax don't do it
    When you want to suck to it
    Relax don't do it (love)
    When you want to come
    When you want to come
    When you want to come
    Come-huh

    Get it up
    The scene of love
    Oh feel it

    Relax
    Higher higher

    Hey-
    Pray
     
  15. DontMindThePain

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    My BF has SPH fetish prefers jacking off onto his ruler and it's destroying me
    I know he likes this stuff. I'd be happy indulge him but he doesn't seem to want me involved. He gets me off but won't fuck me. Sneaks off to Jack off. I love him and I'd do anything for him but this is killing me. I don't know if he's still looking at this stuff but if you fit the description consider this a wake up call and think about what you're doing to your relationship and the woman you love.
     
  16. Angela36

    Angela36 Members

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    Nice. Spoken like a man who recognizes a job well done.
     
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