Rev. Naykid's Pasta-Farian Sunday School for Pagans.

Rev. NAYKIDS PASTA-FARIAN SUNDAY SCHOOL FOR PAGANS

Good morning and welcome. Today we will be reading from the book of St. Anchovie.
Please turn to page 69 and read with me...

("Hrrrumph...")

(4:20) "And He said unto them,'Take this and smoke it, for this is my silliness. For verily I say unto you tis by the grace of silliness that we are delivered from the glenched sphvyncter of the self-rightous'.

And they took of it and did puff, each in his turn. And lo, they saw that it was the kynd.

And the Son of Ja continuied,"For the sphvyncter dwelleth in dark places and comes forth naught but to spew vile things upon the earth.

'Therefore I say unto you, be not like unto the sphvyncter, out of which no good thing can come..."

But at that moment did the King of Kynd take notice of a certain one of His deciples, Bogardus by name, that he did hoard the sacred Bong, and passeth it not, but did toke upon it a time, times, and half a time.

And He said unto him, "Woe unto thee Bogardus, for have I not tryed to teach you 'kick down to others as you would have them kick down to you'?

And Bogardus was sore ashamed, and did tremble with a great paranoia. And the Prince of Speelf said unto him, "Evermore shalt thy name be spoken in parents basements with dread and loathing, as he that hideth nugs and leaves none but resin for the sons of the most high.

And then did the twelve raise up in furious annoyance to smiteth the ass of Bogardus. And he fled from among them, to dwell evermore in the land of the Swhagnostics, where there was no kynd to be had, but only shake."

(Anchovie 4:20)

So, brethren and sisterthren, What do we learn from the story of Bogardus?

 

Hmmm.... I think I have it... We should forcefully convert people, and kill the young before they can sin?

 

It's open to interpretation.

 

the message i got was smoking bud is spiritual and powerful
and also that it releaseth the sphincterasaurus

 

Praise Bud brother Herbuh! Although caution should be excercised when releasing the sphincter lest vile spirits overcome thy dwelling.

 

you prolly dont wanna know this but im on an intestinal cleanse right now, and I fihgt these spirits with power every moment, it is a predatorial spiritual battle

 

Think not the it is sufficient that the angel of water embrace you outwards only. I tell you truly, the uncleanliness within is greater by much than the uncleanliness without. And he, who cleanses himself without, but within remains unclean, is like to tombs that outwards are painted fair, but are within full of all manner of horrible uncleanness and abominations.

Seek, therefore, a large trailing gourd, having a stalk the length of a man; take out its inards and fill it with water from the river, which the sun has warmed. hang it upon a branch of a tree, and kneel upon the ground before the angel of water, and suffer the end of the stalk of the trailing gourd to enter your hinder parts that the water may flow through all your bowels. Afterward rest kneeling on the ground before the angel of water that he will free your body from every uncleanness and dis-ease. Then let the water run out from your body, that it may carry away from within all the unclean and evil-smeling things of Satan. And you shall see with your eyes and smell with your nose all the abominations and uncleanness which defiled the temple of your body; even all the sins which abode in your body, tormenting you with all manner of pains.

The words of Jesus the Christ, as recorded by John the disciple
(send me a private msg if you want the source, LoL)

 

Goodluck with that. I go on fasts periodically and it makes a big dif. I've wanted to try the whole intestinal cleansing gig for awhile and probably will this year.

 

I just love Naykid Sunday school.....

It maketh me smile.

 

*passes sacred bong to sister Daisey*

 

it feels good naykid
i got the extra thick hydrated bentonite from arise and shine
and ground psyllium husks from the bulk bins(but i learned thats not such a good diea cause of the way tney r treated, and will get arise and shiens psyllium next time)
and I also got the chomper with cayenne from arise and shine
oh, and the incredibly interesting adventures my read and I go on with my gourd and reed,,,, hehehe
richard andersons book reall put a good perspective on intestinal cleansing for me
he also makes the arise and shine producsts of course... and logically has me brainwashed into thinking he knows what he's talking about... but after seeing pictures of mucoid plaque many feet long... and understanding that someone actually shit it out of their ass, and that anyone who grew up on SAD(standard american diet) has like 50 feet of it not good for them..... i couldnt help but begin the cleanse immidiately.... ahahaha
the chomper herbs loosen the plague and act as a laxative, which the gourd and reed helps clear out as well at leas tin the end, and im down two only two alkaline meals a day.... moving towards no solids in a week or so when i feel ready.... too many toxins right now.... eating a salad with a TON of cayenne in it ehehe..... also juicing alot of celery.... durring the total solid fast thats when the mucoid really starts relieving itself from your temple....
*laughs*

 

no pasta durring the cleanse.... only sprouted grains.... hehehe
cananblis though raaa to the good spirits

 

I think sister daisey is Bogardus reincarnated. :/

 

hey naykidape bruda i wanted to ifnect your post with some good tidbits on diet
people love you and listen to you so they might accidently do that if I put this imnportant very good spiritual food empowering knowledge here as well
hehehe

Not-good comes from consuming your brethren's flesh.
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If you do not consider animals to be your equal, as in having just as much right to live as you do, then you are not welcome at this website. No good will come from such presences, and I WILL DELETE YOU FROM THE HUMAN GENOME, and you will be consumed by spiritual manifestations of karmic balance in the form of suffering to inevitably raise thy consciousnesss to peace, love, and natural harmony with the Mother Urt.

Not-doing's quotes from the book Cleanse and Purify Thyself, "And I Will Exalt Thee To The Throne of POWER"

TRUE FACTS ABOUT MEAT

Study after study reveals that meat eaters develop much more dis-ease than vegetarians do. Meat eaters have far more osteporosis, arthritis, bone dis-ease, diabetes, heart dis-ease, asthma, liver and kidney problems, as well as cancer, AIDS, and heart dis-ease, etc.

In 1961 the Journal of the American Medical Association reported that a vegetarian diet can prevent 90-97% of heart dis-ease. Hundreds of clinical studies substantiate these facts.

Studies reveal 59% less cancer among people who eat small amounts of meat, compared to average meat eaters. These figures would be even more impressive if compared to vegetarians, and especially life-long vegetarians.

Scotland has the highest rate of bowel cance rin the world, and the Scottish people eat 20% more meat than the English.

During World War I, Norway and Denmark could not obtain meat. Their death rates dropped 17% and then returned to normal after they returned to their meat diets.

The kidneys of the meat eater must work three times harder than the kidneys of the vegetarian.

The American National Institute of Health, in a study of 50,000 vegetarians, found that they live longer, have far less, heart dis-ease, and have a much lowr cancer rate comapred to meat eaters.

Studies show that vegetarians are stronger, more agile, have greater endurance, and recover from fatigue faster than meat eaters.

A Yale University study revealed that vegetarians have nearly twice the stamina as meat eaters.

Cornell University announced through major newspapers in May of 1990, "humans are natural vegetarians." The report said, "Animal foods, in general, are not really helpful and we need to get away from eating them.

World starvation is storngly connected to meat-eating habits. If Americans stopped feeding grain to cattle, the excess grain could feed 500 million people, not to mention the land that could be used tog row food instead of being used for grazing cattle.

In England, vegetarians pay leff for life insurance.

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cpl more interesting truths I know of now:
The human digestive system resembles that of herbivores. It is very long, unlike meat eating animals who have very short digestive tracs. In emat eating animals extremely high levels of hydochloric acids are present, which are needed in order to break down the incredibly complex meat tissues for digestions. In humans these acids are very minimal, and in msot cases the human digestive system has become so useless due to build up of plaque that the acids are nearly not present in any quantity at all.

Why most people fail at becoming vegetarians and raw foodist: years of eating heavy foods and animal products has caked the system,a dne specially the degestive tract, with toxins and parasites. When one switches to a raw food diet these toxins immidiately begin to detoxify, and yet the human is completely incapable of eliminating these high quantities fo disease causing toxins due to an inefficient digestive system form all the years of unhealthy eating habits. So the human trys the healthy diet and becomes extremely sick and blames the diet itself. They then go back to eating junk food and feel better immiditely because the junk stops the detoxification of the disease causing toxins.
It is possible to detoxify the digestive system of parasites and plaque using simple herbs sold in natural food stores, along with raw food diets and eventually, when the body is rpepared, fasting.
When the plaque in the digestive system ahs been detoxified, and we are talking about POUNDS AND POUNDS OF STORED PLAQUE CAKING THE INTESTINES, which can be shit out sometimes three or more feet long at once(so vivid is the plaque that it can be compared to diagrams to find out what part of the itnestines it came from, and what health problems would be associated with plaque in that area therfore knowing what is now healed), the body is then capable of assimilating many, many more times the nutrients it had been before. A small meal of raw food vegetables becomes more filling and spiritually empowerring than an entire pizza and case of rack of cookies.
Thanks.