Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yeah lol, I edited with the quotation marks just in case someone thought it was real. "" ""
Plus it says van, not truck.

 

My miss is out doing the shopping. She said the Asian store doesn't have any of the good dishes out yet so we came to a compromise and she's going to get the wokbox. Yum. I'm having a beamer on the couch.

I am doing the dog tracking trials tomorrow and have my registration and tracker notes. I will be given a map I have to navigate with coloured markers in the forest and I have to leave certain articles for the dog at certain markers. Then I have to hide at the end and an hour or so later the dog will come sniffing my track and then it will find me and it will jump on me and I will give it treats.

I am doing a dog on Saturday and Sunday for the same owner. German shepherds. We got to know one another from the kennel klub and their dogs know me so it's a familiar scent for them to track. They're early starts I'll have to be out of house by 615am both days but I'm looking forward to it. I kinda wish I'd kept my dog is a competition nature but at the same time I really really am happy I didn't because it's just stress and anxiety and well we did that one show when he was a pup and the judge scored him as very promising but it just wasn't our scene either. We love our boy as family member instead and I do not mind helping out every so often, so long as I don't have to train them.

 

how long you lived with him?....this sucks.....even when I wanted to strangle ex I still was absolutely willing to be intimate with her....is that what you mean?..a sex drought?

 

Not just this site, life in general, people who whine the most get the most attention

 

people should speak up if they feel they have been dissed....to not do so is to become a doormat

 

ponch is at the fairgrounds across the river in ny…..he looks good...taking selfies with thousands of fans and smiling the whole time....wonder what he gets paid for a weekend at the state fair?

 

Just over three years.
It is the most bizarre situation I have ever been put in.
No arguments or issues, relationship good, we work well etc.
Then he's had some kind of crisis and.. I dunno. There are so many aspects that it is impossible to describe the situation to an outsider at this point. But I have not seen or spoken to him in over a week and it's just weird and stressful.

I still have the caravan I lived in before I was with him, and have a friend down the road with an orchard she said I can put it in if I want. So I'm kind of ready to leave if I have to but I don't really want to do that without being sure it's what he wants because it's not my first choice. But yeah. He's gone silent as a ghost. Insane.

 

The parrot from Aladdin?

I saw it has Riitz there too. And Mac Sabbath I think they are a Black Sabbath cover band that plays in Mcdonalds costumes

 

Haha yes! The parrot you're right.

Ohh Ritz is cool, I have his albums. They're kinda sexy rap to listen to, good on mdma to sway around. Especially.. Hmm.. I think it's called Switch Lanes, it's a bit slower than I like but when I'm peaking it's the best song to slow dance to.

 

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Put the caravan in an orchard?

 

I can't tell if you're questioning how that's possible or if you're questioning why I haven't done it already.

 

How Can You "Not See" Someone When You Both Live Under The Same Roof...???...



Cheers Glen.

 

Going fishing at 3am, sleeping in his loft (fisherman's lofts down near the harbour), going home occasionally when I'm at work.

... I wouldn't have thought it was possible myself. I'm not angry. Just anxious. I can be really logical in my head, and accept everything, but the physical anxiety is intense and I don't seem to be able to get rid of that except late at night if I sing in the bath. Haha.

 

Have You Ever Considered That Your "Singing Off Key" In The Bath Is The Reason He's Living Out Of "Earshot"...??

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Cheers Glen.

 

Haha. Actually I am phobic about singing and never do if people are there, and rarely alone due to irrational fear of being overheard.

So it's a recent discovery that it eases anxiety for me. He's never heard me sing : )

I'm quite sure this has little to do with me. Without wanting to sound too boastful, I am an awesome girlfriend in many ways. This is something in his own head.

 

Men Can Be Such "Complex Creatures".......And I Should Know......



Cheers Glen.

 

FD: A/C repair technician found dead in Avondale attic

 

Merca, fuck yeah!

 

The weather is sweaty.