It has been officially THREE WHOLE DAYS since I have shaken hands with the governor of trouser town. Well....yesturday I did say hello to him...but we didnt...finish...our conversation...... But Im glad because heres my theory: Constant masturbation is not good, for one of two reasons. 1.) Whenever I "connect" with a girl and masturbate with her in mind, the next day she seems wierd. Like she knows what I did, and thinks its gross. I mean, it IS kind of like rape, right? So I dont do that anymore. 2.) If all of your sexual energy is spent up, girls wont be attracted to you. I usually am a daily chicken choker, but if I skip a day the girls seem more interested in me. Any thoughts and/or congratulations for my 3 day achievement?
lol... thats funny in a "scary" kind of way... I had this "record" thing of yours in my mind... just ignore it!
