What Are You Doing Right Now Or Tomorrow?

About to go do a weed deal.

 

I have never done weed or smoked fags so a healthy sod me.
As you well know I love me beer though.
Coupla pints every day.
Right now just going in the shower, and later off out to vote for THE BREXIT PARTY in our EU elections.

Any nice Lady care to pass me the soap?
And stay with me inside the shower just in case?
I am forever dropping my soap!

 

Thinking I must vote today.
My country is in chaos!!!!!

 

Yes....It Seriously Is....Just Voting Is Doing Your Bit For The Country.....Nobody Can Ask More Of

You Than That.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Young people have abandoned Fundamentalist services en mass, and are rapidly adopting more tolerant views than their parents as they move into urban areas where they actually have to live with people. Their parents are dying in record numbers from alcoholism, workaholism, and a variety of stress related disorders. The workaholic white population of the US and Japanese populations are both taking a nose dive into the toilet, while Japanese women are increasingly complaining that its hard enough to get laid in a country of polite workaholics without having to compete with online porn, VR, and transformer robots.

The Peter Pan generation is sexually frustrated, but we knew that already. Both Disney and the porn industry are working hard on a push-button solution.

 

OK.....But How Are You "Single Handedly"..(sp.?) Going To Fit A Spring Of That Tension....???



Cheers Glen.

 

Please don’t do an injury when getting that heavy door fixed up.

 

Oh, I loved that.
We have jokes about how many men it takes the Irish to do those jobs.
It took five Irish guys to figure out, how to put a large sun umbrella up by the pool last year in Bulgaria, I was totally amused. lol

 

I just got my dancing otter signature back!

 

Just cooked Mexican for dinner, thinking about wine for later.

 

'avin a bath guvner

 

Is about to eat dinner

 

Debating whether to fart or take a crap.

 

Oh Dear.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I decided to indulge myself and do both.

Everything worked out in the end.

 

Listening to my cat purring loudly

 

One cannot beat a good dump wool.
Particularly after a Curry!

 

I prefer to hire Red Dwarfs for such occasions!~