Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

This sparks joy. I leave nuts out for my local squirrels but they are not tame like this. They just watch me until I drop the goods and move in.

 

That's cute. There are quite a few human/squirrel friendships on the internet. I hadn't realised the depth of squirrels before.

 

If all goes as planned I'll be back in Toronto in under 48 hours for a little rest.

Decided to play the layover game this time and smoke weed in San Francisco.

We'll see... We'll see... *Crosses fingers*

 

Its cool how you end with a long sigh whistle of escape. Great job handling the truck through the collisions Irms.

 

With all due respect to the Nightrider from Mad Max,, you’re a regular fuel injected suicide machine

 

They're filming a tv show in my neighborhood at the moment. It's called Carter. Apparently Jerry O'Connell will be filming a scene on my street next week - we got a notice in the mailbox about it yesterday.

 

i was making fishing doughball and I put cannabutter in it.. and then I ate some the dough and licked the spoon and more more, and boy was I blasted before I went to sleep. I had a couple beers but was mostly way stoned .

Is it legal to fish with cannadoughball ? lol

Interesting healing effects with that much cannabis the THC is low because its trim, but it potent enough to get you gone, but not strong enough to cause any panic type issues with overdose like a joe rogen gummy bear. There is an over all wellness feeling. almost like being filled up on pure water. Its hard to explain. certainly 100% arthritis relief that stays with you. Euphoria and or tolerance isnt jammed because its a different type of cannabinoid so smoking or vaping still bumps you up.

 

Please tell him I loved his work on Sliders

 

I wouldn't know what this is like...

 

Julian Assange was arrested today

 

sounds like carp bait. there is a carp terniment in pond near me.they use dough balls for it. Catch some big ones..

 

Finished 4th in the 250 lap race today. really happy! Had a lot of right front damage though like expected lol. Qualified in 3rd and I near got taken out a few times by a rookie trying too hard but I was patient and he made a mistake, came back to finish 4th. moved up 2 spots into 5th place in the standings

 

I'll write it on my front window.

In related news, I bought window crayons for my kids and I think I like them more than they do.

 

and pam is pissed haha ...
Pam Anderson Blasts Trump, Britain after Julian Assange's Arrest in UK

 

Assange went off the deep end. I can't really support him anymore. I'm all for releasing US secrets and exposing war crimes, but not taking the care to redact info that puts individual soldiers at risk isn't okay with me.

Plus, he's an egotistical asshole and a pretty big creep.

 

i never paid much attention to him ,, its been like 7 yrs or some shit.

 

Stoned thoughts:

So many people are fighting wars that don't even exist.

Imaginary wars with imaginary enemies.

 

chilly today so I wear tights under my pants npow my foot is itchy cause I did a bunch of floor slides

 

david letterman is funny cause he retweeted this.. haha . its the first thing I thought too, I was like he looks like david letterman and it was like everyone else did too. that is so weird.

 

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Lol

Btw why did you do floor slides?