Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Duck and a lighter!

That sounds like an order. You there, duck and alight!

 

Rolling got mine

No offense but you gotta be smoking something to see a German Sheperd in Orison's drawing.

 

Kitchen scales

 

nope

 

That's cool!

This is his actually birthday and we have a home party in 8 weeks when we got him.

He's already stolen the crocodile and claimed it without being gifted so the misso is angry at him lol.

 

@rollingalong

A porcelain throne with a couple pinched off loafs

 

dont you both remember all 3 of us got dogs withi months of each other....orisons was older when Julie came.....ours pups.....I dont remember the actual day but I should ook in the old thread and see


yes....aerial view of a toilet....

 

5 years ago... I don't remember much. i remember Julie. I remember Ori got her soon after his previous passed away and I was sad.

 

I remember in my early days on hipforums I made a thread about how my neighbors left their (now my) dog outside on a chain with no food and water for a week while they were out of town and I stole her. And I got a lot of judgement for that but @Lynnbrown was my greatest ally. She even offered to send her son to help me stand up to my neighbors if I remember correctly lol, lynn will always have my loyalty for that

So trespassing and stealing a dog is actually a felony, I dont recommend it..but it worked out for me (clarification, I was not charged with a felony lol, just threatened with one but then they realized how much i loved the dog and let me keep her without further fuss)

 

i got xena (brindle& white) in 2013, then the goofy inbred (black and white) and the cocktail weenie (black & tan, but you can barely see the tan) in 2015 after my older cat passed.

heres my bitches

 

Are they on an ironing board?

 

You’ve never heard of the print?

It was quite fashionable before the invention of Daguerreotype photography ..lol..

 

My buds are so sticky and smell so good.

 

nope, back of the couch, looking out the front window.

 

Well, you know it's spring time when the birds are feeding on your lawn and annoying the dog. Lol. I can hear them pirched up on the pergola and all the walking on sheets is making him a big grumpy bum.

 

Harvesting a plant now.