Wow I Cant Believe It Worked

after reading the post about how that one kid made a deal with his mom that he was allowed to smoke bud if he didnt do any other drugs i got an idea.

i jsut went into the living room and took the bible and told my mom "if i swear on this bible that i will never touch tobacco or alcohol again, and will never try another drug besides weed may i be allowed to toke up?" and she said YES and that it sounded like a mature deal!!!

she said all i have to do now is to do the same thing in front of my dad and i will be officially allowed to smoke

 

Awesome man, I wish that shit would work for me

 

Congrats.

Now that I think about it this is a really good approach. I'm going to try it soon.

 

wow,thats gotta be a good feeling man, much props

 

bro u are so fuckin lucky! i hope your dad says yes!

 

thats fucking stupid...

 

umm yeh but you are a cigarette smoker remember? are you going to get onto snuff for a change? hehe that would be prety cool

 

haha im actually goin to quit this time, ive got a pack and a half left and i told her im gonna finish that and thens top for good, she said shell buy whatever i need patches gum whatever to help me.

 

convince her that buying a carton will help you quit

 

now u cant use mouthwash as it contains alcohol
can never use alcohol for cuts and bruises
and u can never hit another cigarette or take a sip of wine cause u swore on the bible

 

fuck that, it only counts till he leaves home. swearing on a bible is so overrated

 

In a way, that's sad, but also very funny, lol.

Yeah man, good luck quitting cigarettes, and good luck getting your dad to agree. Your mom seems to understand that the only reason pot is bad for you is that it's illegal and thus hazardous to your freedom. But not to your health.

 

That's cool man, healthy choice too, sort of.

 

do you see much in it, trippin?

 

my parents would never go for that. they have no idea i even smoke weed. but I will smoke anyways so o well

 

thanks guys.

dazed, alcohol in mouthwash doesnt count cuz u dont swallow it, and for cuts i usually use hydrogen peroxide. as for wine, ive never been much for drinking because i have a low alki tolerance and hate the feeling of being ass out drunk.

im glad to be quitting cigs, ive gotten to the point where my breathing is quite shallow and im only 16.

 

I notice I breathe deeper and better when I'm outside, especially out of the city. Apparently, Detroit has pretty bad air, and bieng inside, no matter where you are, makes the air around 5 times worse than it is outside. Then, if you smoke (glad I don't...er, well, besides the roughly once a week for pot) it's that much worse.

 

yeah, i smoke about 15 cigs a day and when i take a deep breath i can only get about 1/4 of the air i used to be able to.

 

well good job im glad it worked.... my mom would of laughed at me and then asked me to sign in blood... if i was making deals with her