xmas A to Z

Joviality

K

 

Kinky things for her

L

 

Lingerie (see above)

M

 

merriness, as in the song, which supposedly at the time it was written, referred to alcoholic intoxication. (which has led me to interpret "god rest ye" as meaning, "for god's sake give it a rest")

n

 

Naughty things

O

 

Opportunities ,,,,,,,,,, (Always carry Mistletoe)

P

 

Pityfull things that dont work.........

Q

 

quantities of shepard's barabar poles, or whatever you want to call those candy cain things. upside down 'j's maybe.

r

 

Ringing Bells

S

 

Santa dolls

T

 

Tinsel and lots of it!

U

 

Useful things

V

 

Velvet Rope

W

 

Whisky

X/Y

 

Yarn

Z

 

Zipped up Anoraks - (for those snowy, windy days of Winter)

A

 

Apron

B

 

Balls, lots of balls

 

Candy

D

 

Dangly bits (eh Morrow? = )

E