Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I looked it up and the latest it ever snowed here was May 9th through the 10th, 1977 with 8’ inches on snow.

That is setting aside the year of 1816 also known as "The Year without a Summer." The eruption of Mount Tambora in Indonesia caused the average global temperatures in the northern hemisphere
to drop an average of .7 degrees F. It actually snowed in July.

 

I have the same problem. I have to buy XXXL underwear just to have room for everything.

 

The Orange amp is somewhere out in the middle of the country, stuck in a "severe weather delay"... Other than saying that, the shipping company knows nothing.

FFS... Is it in a truck? In a warehouse? Sitting in a ditch somewhere? Floating down a river? Okay... It's too heavy to float, but seriously guys. I understand a delay, but shouldn't you know where it is?

 

I call that "The Hell 99-er".

I get it when I have a fever of 99F - ish; definitely below 101F. It's just warm enough to make you sweat but not chill.

I've found that most times it's coming from stomach issues.

 

Makes sense. Always tummy issues with me.

 

I know.

 

Orange amp has been found in Illinois... Probably been there all along and not affected by the storm at all.


Morons.

 

saw a video of a barefoot person being electrocuted at a store then they grabbed the handles on the freezer .. either a loose wire, or the puddle on the floor, also wet from raining.. anyways barefoot person completed the circuit, he lived tho..

 

I have 8 buckets tapped this year....all 8 are dripping.....


my old grow partner called and asked me to come up there and get some green to make up for my losses I incurred on his property....it wont touch the actual weight but he says he will give me an lb and I can choose from 10 kinds he has.....no customers so he may as well give it away and make some amends....he is finally off a 30 year pill habit

 

played 12string at the store today. Southern Cross, I can see it voices better, its almost as if its speaking the words.. cool

 

I love playing them...hate tuning them...hate even more doing a complete restring….if I had a roadie i'd get her to do it …..dude you are in that music store a lot...reminds of someone

 

yes, I go in there often. I wanted to go to the cafe next door and say hi but got tied up..

 

Sounds kinky

 

she owns the cafe and can tie me up anytime..

 

She is beautiful. I find natural dark circles under the eyes an attractive trait.

 

wait til you see the food.. I couldnt be happier . finally can walk and get good healthy food.

 

this is central Mississauga Ontario....a high school friend is now mayor....see that massive double tower twisty shaped monstrosity in the center?...and right to the right of it...down at the bottom half you see a white apartment building?.....

that building was brand new in 1978 and that is where my wife and I moved when got married...at that time it was the largest building in that area...part of a set of five luxury apartments the built.and now look at it?....

I hate going there nowadays and avoid it at all costs.....its depressing to me.....when I first moved to Mississauga that area was all farms and forests and we hiked there fro where we lived a few miles back

 

Those are some damned ugly buildings....

 

same area back then maybe 1975 before my building was even started...same angle taken as the top one

 

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