Once upon a time there was a boy named Jebus, he was a strange boy, one day he decided to make up a story, so he gathered the people of the town and told them how a spiritual being who’s name was DOG had made the world, the moon and the sun, in fact all of the stars and the entire universe that goes on forever and ever, and every thing that was on the earth. People laughed at him so he decided to write a book, he wrote long and hard about DOG and made up stories to impress the people of the village. He called his giant book THE BOBLE. He set up a market stall and soon word got around and the villagers flocked to buy a copy on THE BOBLE. The people liked the book and soon began living by its rules that DOG had set in THE BOBLE. Jebus sat back and smiled, he was pleased with what he had done. One day he decided to take things a bit further so once again he gathered the villagers and told them that in fact he was the son of DOG and he had been sent to earth to save them. His parents weren't too pleased with this. The villagers laughed, so Jebus wrote a new longer BOBLE which told how he was the son of DOG. People flocked once again to buy the new book from the market. But this time things didn’t go so well. Judy, one of Jebus's friends thought what a load of rubbish and went to tell the local sheriff that Jebus was in fact a nut bar. The Sheriff took immediate action and sectioned Jebus in the local Hospital. Jebus was sad at first, but then he heard news of how his book was selling by the millions and then he was happy. "I was sent to save the world but instead I can sit in comfort and reap in my millions of pounds". Who likes my story better?
