Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

My works phone was playing up sò I introduced it to Mr lump hammer !

 

Looks like you fixed it.

 

Yeah brand new now

 

you have obama phones for work.. lol

 

I get a Facebook ban every so often because my name isn't my real name lol. I have to tell them it is a nickname them send them a photo of my lisence and a written down Facebook user name that I want. They always let me back in.

Me thinks some salty buttmunch reports me as a fake user when I post something they don't agree with.

 

You can report people on FB? lol I didn't know that.

 

Very English

 

I've got to learn this song!

 

It's one of those you will not get it out your head for hours...

I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves..........

 

I have several more fucks to give......twenty-ish i'd say...y'all best be hoppin on that train asap

 

Whoop whoop, someone got up in a good mood to day...

 

Ok I'm sorry, just had to send you this.. the little one sent it me, so who else do I know mad enough to enjoy it like I did?

 

My youngest would sing a similar version from time to time...

I know a song that get on everbodys' nerves, everybodys' nerves, everybodys' nerves
I know a song that gets on everybodys' nerves and this is how it goes!

 

Yup, we had that one too... did get on your nerves too, bit like the duck song of now lol

 

its funny...the farting pickle getting a massage....hilarious...i'll watch the last half on the boat …..tell the little sweet[less]-heart I liked it please

 

I sure will. Think my fave was the tooth brushes.. or the loo roll, or... yeah I liked em all

 

the toothbrushes bursting into laughter was great....gonna send it to my g-kids....

off to the boat

 

Here's another.. I would love to know some of the adults that make these...

 

emailed new dentist, they are accepting new patients. i still need to call them to set up an appointment.
bombcyclone hitting, been raining all night, supposed to change over to snow in about an hour. schools pre- cancelled classes yesterday, which is rare, normally the districts make the call in the early morning.
i told hubby to stay at work. if he had come home he would have come down in the rain, gone back up today in mid- blizzard, then would be coming home thursday morning in the slick after blizzard conditions.
no thanks. i i want him safe and in one piece. and preferably the car too.