I've tried a few flavors of Masturbators, various lengths, textures, but not a Fleshlight yet. While they're all a little different, I always go back to my righty and lefty friends. My hand offers far more control, different pressures on different areas - plus the visual is better! I'm not crazy about having to hide the toys either - what if I get hit by a bus some day, and they have to go through my stuff?? I guess I won't care by then, tho..
Twogigahz, I couldn't help but vision your grandkids leading Mike and Frank from American Pickers through your collection, letting them pick what might be valuable.
"Incriminating materials" ?!? Hate to tell you this, but everyone already knows that you masturbate. No conferming evidence is needed.