Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Ok

 

Reminds me of a song I haven't heard in years but have a real ressurgence to listen to right now.

Metallica - My friend of Misery

 

That's not true. Like I was telling you the other day, you kinda remind me of myself in a lot of ways from the more I get to know you and I don't think you have a repulsive personality at all. Remember, you're different. That's all.

 

Hey, you are lovely and so is your personality. I hope you stick around for a long time.

 

I dunno

 

Remember what you all thought of me 9 years ago??

And now you love qwerky Irmi.

 

blood moon will be at 11:41pm where I am

 

watch live here...too cold outside

 

LOL You are sooo wrong. You do NOT have a shit personality...you are intelligent, and you should know by now that doesn't always sit well with many people.

and no matter what - you will not die alone...make sure you keep your cat, and then get more!

If something happens to all of them, get a parrot.

Those are my plans. My son isn't very fond of that idea of a parrot, and said he would take it to a shelter...but I told him I would haunt him. He said he didn't believe in that, and I told him that he would just get to see then,. lol

and as far as my handyman goes - I really don't see us living together (not any more anyway)....we are just so very different. I can handle talking to him, and even seeing him daily, but I truly believe he would slowly but very surely think he would be able to change me if we were living together. But nope....that's not gonna happen. Also - The Mother is NEVER going to "reap her great reward"...and I would literally not expect anybody to put up with all of her and her nastiness but me. So there is that. The way she drives me fucking insane on a regular basis, I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't bury me. But you know...I'd be okay with that...someone else would get to put up with her.

Now I'm going to be quiet.

 

Just finished this.
I liked it but, it was hosted by the same people that do Ancient Aliens, I like that show and all, but their hosts don't come across as genuine to me. They might do that on purpose though because they're shedding new information and knowledge on a world that refuses to believe, so just like they said earlier, I believe doco like this is just to get people used to the idea, but discredited enough as to not affect anybody's life directly... Just yet.

 

how old am i?
old enough to know better.
old enough to know A/S/L? or any permutation of it is not an ideal conversation starter.
ugh.

 

31
Yes please
Germany

Haha.

I still remember my first cybersex encounter. Can't say I still believe she might have been a female..

 

-21 but -35 with chill

 

2 minutes outside and the dog needs to paw lick ad warm his toes up


wanna post in the preggo sex thread but not appropriate so you guys get it

sex was awesome when my wife was pregnant......because it wasnt with her

 

Yeeeah, I dunno I never been pregnant but for me that's a no go I think, same with the monthlies. To me they're times I think woman probably needs her privacy. But then I hear the awesomeness on HF so what do I know.

 

The “Yellow Man of Aleppo” Has Been Wearing Only Yellow for the Last 35 Years

 

not awesome when its a surprise when the lights come on....looks like damned murder scene and ive been shot in the face


cocaine makes your mouth numb....no taste

circa 1982?

 

I've just been cutting some qualy laps down at Daytona. Had team meeting about strategy, they wanna hang back and avoid the wrecks in the qual race, I want to race up front. It's only a qual race so it doesn't matter if we crash I just start at the back for the Daytona 500.

 

Yellow seems to be super popular this year/season.

 

track record by bill Elliot 1987 210.364 mph.....what is your average?