Old people doing fist bumps

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fist bumps are way healthier than coke bumps.

 

I did not say it was wrong and I know why they do it. Less germs than a handshake

 

That’s a terrible thing to say

 

It was not at the library

 

The white gangsta rapper guys that try to talk like black guys that started to appear in the 90s.

I wonder what happens when they get to 60

 

If we push all the ones over 60 down some stairs, my health insurance would be $5 a week

 

How can you be so certain they wouldn’t survive the fall?

If they did survive my health insurance would grow logarithmically

 

Yeah I remember fist bumps going back to the 1970’s. Why are kids these days trying to act like old people? Before you know it they’ll be going to concerts and having sex and doing drugs and playing sports like us old folk did, too. They should just act their age and stick to eating Tide pods.

 

"The Niesen Railway. The steps that run alongside the Niesen mountain railway in Switzerland are officially the longest stairway in the world. There are 11,674 steps in all, and it's only possible to hike them one day a year during the Niesen Run. It's only a two-mile run but there's 5,475 feet of altitude to climb!"

 

Ahahahaha still laughing