Old people doing fist bumps

i have encountered this

 

as have i. i would much rather encounter that than old people bumping uglies.

 

Whilst it gets the job done, I think a fisting is much less satisfyingly and sensitively intimate than that which the caressing with hands can be

 

Maybe they can't straighten out their arthritic fingers very well... so that's as close as they can get to a regular handshake.

 

Love the Torys, but goddamn she gives me the chills

Like Gonzo from the Muppets from side on

 

Maybe old people should just die dead
So we don't have to put up with them breathing, walking, talking and doing fist bumps or anything else

 

Hey now... I'm dying as fast as I can... Let's not get in a hurry about it.

 

Stop Complaining......I'm 10 Years Ahead Of You In This Race.....(proceeds to cry).....



Tears Glen.

 

Have you encountered this....in the library?!?!

 

Liking this because I assume sarcasm.
It makes me cringe when young people refer to older people as if they are a whole different kind of creature, who never were young and don't currently have feelings.

 

I have seen it. It bothered me at first, but then I realized that may be their way of feeling young and thought to myself "that's alright".

 

The youngin's think that we oldies were born old, I suppose. We were fuckin' young once too , you know. Drinking, fucking, doing drugs, raising hell---you might think otherwise, but if you're lucky, you'll get to where we are and then will see the judgemental foolishness in making fun of us. So it goes.

 

There's supposed to be some powerful anti-aging drugs coming on the market in about five years. It excites me to think of all these old ladies becoming youthful again. Surely they will be sick of their husbands, and they're always so sweet to me...

 

Be nice if they'd hurry up with that!

 

age sort of trickles down don't it.
any custom the young invent, gets adopted sooner or later, and then the young get old sooner or later too.
sorry it can't be helped. life just works that way.
not saying that motivations aren't occasionally questionable.
but it kinda happens either way, whatever anyone thinks about it.

 

please let me know the age that fist bumping is wrong...feel free to include any other activities old people shouldn't do

 

It seems there is some law of cool too, where the more old people who adopt the trend of the youth, the less cool it becomes.

Revised 2018: Law of Lit

 

the passing of time does that to pretty much everything too, as far as popular perceptions are concerned.
that's the problem with limiting one's self to popular conceptions, instead of pursuing interests found to be personally gratifying without regard to their being popularly "cool" or not.