What's Happening???

Uh...yeah!

 

If you can find it you should watch Frailty with Bill Paxton and Matthew McConaughey. It's an older psychological thriller so it may be hard to find but I loved it.

 

No it's not alcoholic. It's like a herbal taste mixed with cola. It's fizzy.

 

I have a taste. I kinda can't make up my mind about it. It's indeterminate.

 

Well not really. That's why I bought it early afternoon and I still have it. Ha!

 

To be honest I was just having a laugh. Wasn't that obvious?

 

My 4 youngest grandkids were terrors on Mon-Wed but I enjoyed them, the oldest one, and my daughter-in-law so much yesterday and today.

 

Mine have been acting like 3 yr olds but I have a grandson who is 11, triplet granddaughters who are 12, and a 16 year old granddaughter.

 

Thank you! The same to you and yours.

 

Cockta update

 

*Goes to exciting new country*

*Spends most of the time posting pics of soda pop on hippy forum*

 

Im sure Allah laughs when I blow snot while in prayer.. hes probably like "nigga, didnt you wudu?"., and Im like "mofo cure my sinus problem and there wont be a problem"..

 

I'm definitely keeping the bottle and take it home.

 

Watching Allen V Burden in the Scottish Snooker Open.

 

I like watching Mark Allen play, he's been really good lately. But I always find myself going for the underdog. He just missed a easy shot. Allen makes a ugly face when he cues which always makes me wonder what I look like when I play lol.

Burden is getting really angry, he's leaving for the bathroom after every frame. Been there done that. Kicking in stalls and shit.

 

The female referee is pretty cute, but, she looks weird she she goes down to look at the table and closed her left eye. It's not very nice lol.

Easy win 5-0

 

I love them southern girls, I call em Dixie Dimes
And when they looking just right then they lookin like mine
Now I ain't talken about cute man, I'm talken about fine
She tips the bottle up and now we're running both blind
The bar closed down.. so we headed way out to the pasture
About twenty five rednecks, twenty four of us plastered

 

We don't fart in this thread. It's not ladylike.

 

How can you tell the difference between farts and eggs since they smell so similar?

 

Don't indulge her farting fetish please.

 

I woke way too early but I'm hungry.

I'll make a few peanut butter crackers and then go back to bed.

 

family wedding today ( sisters daughter ) in Lancashire we cant get rooms for all of us so are going in a Minibus and coming home tonight looks like its gonna snow as well !