Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

watching ''bad blood'' on the flix…..mikey likes it.....mafia shit....and this one is in montreal and mostly true

 

is there even one person here who is completely healthy?......I cant think of any?....maybe mel?

 

Lynn I feel. yeah Mel too maybe.

Rest of us all fucked.

Sometimes I find myself rambling away like I have touettes. Nothing to say just rambling nonsense. At some point have to like, tell myself to wake up to myself. Which I do, and then I laugh incoherently at the fact I'm so queer. Once I burn all my energy laughing I just get up off the bed, continue with my day or night.

 

Lol thats definitely debatable

I'm pretty sure I have undiagnosed OCD and i'm a constant ball of anxiety and get hit with depression on occasion.
And my physical health is questionable at the moment

But..i'm glad I seem healthy. Thats nice to hear.

 

Brb gonna go touch each stove knob 4 times then again 2 more times to make sure I turned everything off

 

When she said she was Bi... I didn't know she meant Bipolar.

 

My kiss has OCD and what furiates me is she's too lazy to do a lot of the stuff that irritates her and I'm always like well if you need it done a certain way then /you/ do it. Like this rabbit pen. All the idea in the world and no clue hehe. I don't know how we put that up without coming to an argument. We'd usually argue once. Just totally two sets of sense. She's got book sense, I've got the sense to get the job done and make it work my way. .
I don't look at instructions. I just get the job done.

 

Rolling mentioned bipolar..

 

Lol

I feel bad saying this but i've got my boyfriend sort of..um...trained is a bad word. I'm actually really blessed and I know he really loves me because on days he gets home before me or on weekend days when i'm busy he cleans the house to my specifications. He says its worth it just so I can relax and not pace the house like a crazy person

And he's very patient when I do my stove ritual and then go to bed and call for him to double check the stove after me...and he only rolls his eyes a little when I get out of bed to check just one more time just in case

 

It is so sad but sick people need a spokesperson to deal with the medical profession. When this happens the patient gets much better treatment, sad but true. I'm glad you had family to help, many do not.

 

motherfuckers around here think Im playing..

 

I love when my dog crashes out exhausted. He is currently'crashed out' from a cold hike in the woods today. He even jumped into the river(with ice) a few times to cool down from his insane running. We hiked 5 miles but I bet he ran another 10.

 

Wait until you get old, you'll love every one with a breath of relief.

 

I'm dead meat

 

Me too, well I always liked it but nowadays I realize that most my age don't get any. Don't know why, it's free fun.

 

Remember we were young and unemployed
Didn’t have a dolla’, so we had to make a choice
We couldn’t make it the legitimate way
I’m trynna get to know myself
I got these issues that I can’t control
No, I can’t control, no-oh, no-oh

 

You're as smooth as Tennessee whiskey
You're as sweet as strawberry wine
You're as warm as a glass of brandy
And honey, I stay stoned on your love all the time

 

pretty sure on most stoves 4 times will over ride the switch and turn the element on once the safety times out ...okay?

 

pizza over dose. think my stone problem is bout the end of its fuckery.. still some burning in the back..