Stupid questions being asked?

What are some of the most stupid things you've been asked?

mine-

1. What are you?
2. Are you a hippy?
3. Do you smoke crack?
4. When are you going to take me to the fifth dimension?

my answers-
1. a person
2. yeah
3. No, crack is dumb.
4. never.

 

Well I'd say one of the most stupid questions would be
"what are you doing?" especially if they can see what you're doing. ya know what i mean?
its like "uuum, you mean besides the obvious?"

 

Is that a pick up line?

... its not very good.

 

cmon i really want to know, when are you takin me to the 5th dimension?

 

Can you wait til I'm done smoking my crack?

 

Things I get asked by chaves:


1. "Why 'avn't ya got any shoes on mate?"

2. "Need a fuckin' haircut like, don't ya?"

3. "Look at ya purple coat and your fuckin' pink trousers, are ya fuckin' gay or somethin' like?"

4. "Are you a fuckin' goff/hippy/etc?"

My usual replies:

1. "I didn't feel like wearing any today."

2. "No."

3. "No, actually I'm bi; I must have put the wrong clothes on today."

4. "Yeah" or "If you say so."

 

Or how bout' if you're in the bathroom and someone is standing outside the bathroom and they ask "can you hurry up?" or "what the hell are you doing in there?"
i mean....for one "can you hurry up?"?? yah sure.......*rolls eyes* and "what are you doing in there?" haha what a great question to ask don't you think? haha
but I've been guilty of asking these questions too, so yah

 

If I told ya you have a beautiful body would you hold it aginst me?

 

there is no such thing as a stupid question!!! <<<<haha what a load of shit

 

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

 

i dont get it!!

 

I can see myself in your pants.

 

ohhhhhh...haha i get it. wow i feel stupid now.

 

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? :H

 

hehe i know that one!!!! no i don't, but we can bang if you please.

 

You ever wanted to tell your friends you fucked me before I was famous?

 

now is this a new one or are you answering my question with another question?

 

Another successful post.

 

oh great...the ditz is confused again.

 

Don't worry about it...I'm hard to keep up with cause I'm borderline retarded.

Can't we just talk about our feelings instead?

Haha, just kidding, *lights candles* :H