but they're more than willing to drop their pollen everywhere. allergies are just suffering from tree bukkake.
Damn this reminds me of an old joke, something about a woman climbing a tree and accidentally sliding down. I can't remember exactly how it goes but I think the punchline was something like "...and I had to get a permit from the Forest Service before removing timber from a recreational area."
Nice. If you haven't hugged or climbed a palm tree, then you should. Try it in a bikini first, you'd love it.