The Last Request game

Denny's unlimited pancake stack!

 

Steak and eggs with a heap of sauteed mushrooms.

 

a large rock of sufficient mass and velocity, on an intercept course with the planet,
that is unless of course, it occures to the powers in charge,
maybe this ought not need be my last request after all.

 

For this thread to go on forever to perpetuate my memory

 

Cigarettes and a bottle of brandy

 

My last request would be, I would like to go on television/papers/social media/ or other means of communication to let the world know that I have forgiven all wrongs done against me.

I would want them to do the same for everyone else.​

During that speech, I would let my loved ones know that I was at peace, I was proud of them, and I love them. Then I request that the world live on in harmony understanding that we are human and make mistakes, we only have a short time to accomplish anything while here and it is unnecessary and inefficient to hold grudges against anyone. Once I was done I would put on the biggest smile I could, say a prayer, and wait to meet my maker.

 

To force the dudes from the firing squad to listen to my pretentious street poetry from high school - listen ALL NIGHT LONG.

Before the scheduled execution, they will most assuredly all shoot themselves first and I will be free to go.

 

To find out how Game of Thrones ends.

 

Allow me to go on a 20 mile run through the worst part of town. I'd take my chances with street gangs who would perhaps provide a diversion for escape.

 

I would request my last meal to be at an all you can eat buffet.

That meal would never end...

 

Best of Hustler Adult magazine
Issue 220 (2016)

 

A full pardon

 

a loud PING!,as my remains are catapulted out into the void,there to become one with all...or be discovered by a passing Bugrme spaceship,re-energised,and become a captain in the Bugrme Space Corps,exploring really weird places,uncivilised places,strange dangerous places....[you can insert name of your choice here]

 

... a permanent stay of execution .......................... until one's life expires, - would be nice