Sexy Jesus Contest

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Aerianne, Mar 31, 2018.

  1. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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  2. YouFreeMe

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    Weird.

    But I feel like those guys are right up your alley, Aeri. You like the long hair, scruffy look.
     
  3. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    I think the Christ in Pasolini's 'Gospel According To St Mathew' was beautiful:

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  4. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Jesus is ripped in a lot of historical art work. He's finding time to hit up the gym with that six pack. Maybe it's all that carpenter work. Always seemed odd to me to portray him like that. He was probably pretty average looking.
     
  5. Aerianne

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    I think if Jesus had long hair it would have probably locked up.
     
  6. Noserider

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    Now that you point that out, that's a really good point. He's basically depicted the way superheroes are drawn.

    But if you're a believer, I guess he IS a superhero...
     
  7. Cliff Unicorn

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    Wonderful!
    First I liked nro 12, but then I started to dislike it because of the sunglasses, so I'd say nro 16.

    Say It With A Gif :innocent:
     
  8. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Every Catholic nun is married to the guy.
    Now they have a calendar,
    So they know when its their turn with him.​
     
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  10. Asmodean

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    True story:

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  11. wilsjane

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    Their is a monastery and a convent situated in the grounds of the church near Jane's home.
    One evening while watching the monks on their after dinner walk, I casually mentioned that they must be heading over to the convent
    Jane was not amused and threatened me with the wrath of god if I ever made a comment like that in front of her family.
     
  12. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    I don't see any harm in bringing religion into the 21st century, as long as it does not go too far.
    If they had been removing their loin cloths, my answer would have been very different
     
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    A work of art painted in 1710 appears to show Jesus Christ being "baptized" by a UFO.



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