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That's just today. Canada gets far more frost and snow. Temps below -20 are expected but rare here.
Also, we never can ride a truck on the ice here or have polar bears in our trash

Last but not least: our winter is max 3 months, canadian winters seem to start in november!

 

near 0 here today...got a timing belt/water pump job waiting for me outside but i just dont feel like it yet

 

It turned the big four 0 here today like The Man said..........

........and it's still going up and up

Gots to break a record ..............

 

51F..
Denmark's prince who wanted to be king dies

 

Played really well today. Only 50% but once I settled down, slowed down and played my pace and my game I saw a very good improvement. We got destroyed as a team but I got 1/3 of our wins. and one their players rushed up to me after my second loss to tell me what I should have done. When I'm completely screwed and about to foul and give away two shots, he said I gotta start thinking of moving the 8 Ball into a less favourable position. If I'm going to foul anyway, may as well foul and make it more difficult for them.

 

turned out to be a great day

got that job done ...no problems but the accessory belt is chirping a bit...hopeful it clears up maybe i spilled some ps fluid or coolant on it

 

looks like another shooting while i was outside

 

florida. I was leaving when I got the notice. really, I dont even live there. or the charlston amber alert, I guess thats cool to be nationwide. but a school shooting is not.

 

ya today was great...went up to 5 ....got some errands done

 

It topped out to 44 degrees. The record was 55 back in 1954. Not even close.

After a mega toe trim with the dremel, I got 4 female ninjas sneaking around the house. It's something that i can't hear 16 paws on the laminated floor.... my hearing is probably going.

 

I use a dremmel too for the dogs nails.

 

It saves me about 75 bucks and no damaging "the quicks"

I creep up on them.....

Not the poochies....

...."The quicks"

 

man, i bruise so bad overnights. like, you would think i was trampled by beasts. nope.... just that terribly unexpected actual sleep and rest! it doooooom i tells ya! doooooom!

 

Liquor on the front
Poker in the rear

 

the wedding story.....
that poor girl will never forgive me...or her family.......it has a huge England connection....huge

i will tell the story in a few posts...ive told it on hip before



..........we all hung out through high school and into our twenties...half a dozen girls all friends with us various boyfriends....one of the girls, Brenda, went to England one summer after high school...there she met her first cousin- for the first time......they fell in love and came back to Canada.....wedding date set

so to set this up you must understand only one family was at the wedding because she married her uncles kid...it was one last name at the reception

and us....a table of 8 stoner friends she grew up with including my wife. her sister and my brother in law...the 4 of us did everything together...i was very close with my bro in law....

and we were drinking .....................tbc
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.some back ground...my brother in law, wayne, was a local drug dealer ut higher up than e...i bought much dope from him....hr ws a trouble maker....could drink for days....coke, pills,,anything....one of his faves was novahistex dh...a prescription cough syrup...he is now dead....riddled with cancer.......we were close...together all the time...concerts together etc....one time he made it to a concert in Toronto in 8 minutes in his delta 88 on a highway that normally yook 20 minutes....we flew

so the wedding reception was in the basement of a fancy steakhouse on a 4 lane main road through our town......we were drinking and partying and my brother in law starts up with the ''kissing cousins'' cracks at our table.....i guess someone heard because about 10 pm we were getting ready to leave...plastered but our wives weren't drunk..

the girls tell us they are heading upstairs to pull our car around the front door and we should make our way up there and meet them....they leave....we finish our drinks and head upstairs...unbeknownst to us half a dozen cousins are following us upstairs one of whom will become significant soon lol

so i trip halfway up the stairs and the guys following us start to laugh...that's when we saw we were being followed by this unruly and drunken mob....my brother in llaw says something like ''whats so funny asshole'' or words to that effect...by this time we are at the top of the stares and these guys are surrounding us....we manage to get out the doors where there was cars all parked close to the doors that you had to walk inbetween to get to the driveway

inbetween these cars these guys start really getting in our face but no punches or anything yet...... we are standing beside a 72 Camaro...canary yello...very shiny...obvious show car and someones pride and joy..

all of sudden one dude says ''hey guys can we get away from my car''?

and my brother in law says ''what?..this car?'' and he points to the Camaro

buddy says ''yes that's my car''

before anyone could blink my brother in law........tbc

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my brother in law kicks the side view mirror clean off the car....all of us watched as the side view mirror spiralled up into the air .....seemed like it was moving in slow motion as it peaked and came back down squarely on the hood of the car making a good sized dent before it bounced into the parking lot

before i knew what was happening a couple guys tackle wayne and they spill out into the parking lot where i lose sight of them.....
someone grabs me from behind pinning my arms while another guy...the biggest guy..hits me......i don't know what to do so like in the movies....and i tell you people it really was like the movies.... i kick him square in the nuts as hard as i could.....well i guess he was a tough mother fucker because he did not even blink...he just smiled at me and said in the thickest brogue i ever heard ''ya picked the wrrrrrong guy to kick there laddy''....and he commenced a pummelling...

i'm now on the ground and someone..never found out who...tears buddy off me and gets in between us as he hauls me to me to my feet........
as all this i happening, our wives, remember our wives?...they now come around the corner in my wife's cougar and pull up close to the melee...old cougar...big tank with a 351 Cleveland..
so the girls jump up and since wayne is brawling they both run to that fight and leave the drivers door of the car wide open....buddy who had separated me from being killed is still trying to stop them from getting me and is kind of blocking them back between the cars as he then pushes me into the drivers seat and slams the door...he yells ''get the fuck out of here'' as i lock the door.....but at the same time one of these angry cousins yells '' ''the other side'' and runs around the front of the car

but....i had already floored the gas pedal by then only the tires hadnt caught traction....but they did catch traction...they caught perfectly for me to hit buddy square with the center of the front of my car......

i watch as he hits the window and disappears from sight as i am speeding away but he came back into sight a second later only this time it was in my rear view mirror as he fell back to earth and hit the ground like a big sack of shit.....

continuation....the steakhouse where the reception was being held was directly across the street from a burger place truck stop with a big lot for semi's to pull in....i accelerated straight across the 4 lanes of traffic into the gravel parking lot across the street and do a donut and come to stop facing where i had just come from.....all i saw was a shit load of angry cousins running across the road towards me

well this was one of those times i had to make a split second decision....stay and maybe be killed but i wouldn't be abandoning my wife and friends...or flee drunk....so i fled....sped right out of that parking lot and headed south to my house...didn't know what else to do.....

the route to my house was 5 kilometres straight south on the same road and a short left to my town house.....i get about a kilometer when the red lights...lots of them...passed me going the other way.....i remember thinking oh well this is it i'm fucked now....fully expecting some of them to u turn and grab me up...but they kept going and so did i....

i get home in a panic and phoned my dad....mom and dad lived about 3 kilometers down the road....i get over to their house and immediately pass out......my dad calls marvin the lawyer and he calls the popo and makes up some story about how i need first aid from being beaten so badly...i didn't......and we will come as soon as i am released from the hospital

and they bought it.....next morning i turn myself in....i find out when i hit the guy he had just gotten out of the hospital for hip surgery...got out early to go to the wedding....and i undid all the surgery and he had to have it done over......the brawl had stopped as soon as buddy hit the ground because everyone thought he was dead...he was out cold

i don't remember what charges my brother in law got but i was charged with all kinds of accident related stuff.....leaving the scene etc but the big charge was aggravated assault with a deadly weapon to whit an automobile

tomorrow....the trial
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which brings me back to marvin my lawyer...him and my dad went to college together and were good friends back then......they stayed in touch and when ever one of us got in trouble dad called marvin

he managed to delay the trial for a year or so hoping memories fade etc until finally we had to go to trial...my brother in law figured he was absolutely innocent and did not bother spending anything to hire a lawyer ...we had trials on the same day but separate.....

we are milling around the court and these same cousins are there, including this big irish monster whom i kicked, girlfriend of the original Camaro owner was there and so was the Camaro guy himself....those 3 were the prosecution witnesses

so the big irish cop is the first up and he tells a grand tale of how we were belligerent in the wedding and how i had assaulted him in the testicles etc etc.....turns out the big irish monster was also a big irish cop...from Ireland...this fat prick flew back to Canada at his own expense to testify against me

or as the prosecution put it, ''great financial burden and incredible personal sacrifice''...or some bullshit like that..they entered his exemplary record as a constable in Dublin so some fuckin irish city...made him look like he was the hero of the night

then my lawyer gets up and starts grilling this cop about procedure....''what did you say to the defendant'' etc and really making him look like a dope...turns put he was the one who yelled ''get'm,the othe side'' at the car and my lawyer says ''let me guess this straight ''you,a police officer for over ten years with commendations and an exemplary record and all you can think to yell is ''get'm''?...''don't you think that woyld frighten someone to hear a 6 foot 4 275 pound man yelling ''get'm''....and the big dope agreed lol....my lawyer got him to admit how many beers he had...which was like 10...he said he could drink more without being impaired....he didn't know Canadian beer had a high alcohol content and the judge totally thought he was a drunken liar......

the next witness is the Camaro owner....he gave his side of the story but he said he had maybe 3 beers all night....he blamed the car on my brother in law but he gave a good versio of me running down his cousin......

the next and last witness was the girlfriend of the Camaro owner....thing is a year had passed and she had broken up with Camaro guy so she had no reason to lie on the stand....she basically said i was fleeig for my life having a bunch of guys trying to kill me and that her boyfriend at the time. Camaro guy, had at least 12 mixed drinks and several beers.....

I didn't even testify...nor did any cops since none saw me tat night.....i got ''innocent'' on all charges.......my brother in law was not so fortunate....he was found guilty and had to pay 1500 dollars damages to Camaro guy....he never paid it and like i mentioned before he liked his hard drugs and ended up getting horribly sick..he passed away a couple years back

well that is the long version of the story

 

So today I lost my job.

The snowball effect happened a few months ago.

I was joked at, and laughed at, back in October about me going to hall 2. I work with all women in this field.

Well I reset the bar so high, in rooms, it cant be touched, I am the only one that can reach. It caused problems. Bitches be struggling cause broony is what they want.

My back went out, never happened, seriously bed ridden for 3 days. Off work and missed 5 days.

So my boss says lets meet for coffee.


Never had a Boss say, look we don't know how to deal with this (you), so ima let you use me as a reference. I aint dealing with this. You have a gift, but you can't set a bar so high other employees have a problem.


Bitches? Fuck em all.

I asked am I banned?

No give us 7 days, then come and visit. 122, give us time.


I will continue to visit tell she dies.


Biggest problem is a Alpha.

Bitch not only do I do your job better than you, I carry you.


best thing is to get rid of the bar setter so everyone has equal trial.


I will visit 122 in a week and continue to do so tell she passes.

 

Rolling: ^^^^ I quite enjoyed that. Hate that your brother-in-law passed; but was glad to read he didn't pay the fine.

That's was so great and funny, especially how all of those jackasses couldn't prove a thing against you and the ex-girlfriend sealed the deal!

You should indeed get this and some other of your stories written out, and see if you couldn't get them published. It seems your family certainly has the contacts to perhaps make that happen. :2thumbsup:

 

Get on those wires broony..

 

chronic superiority complex