Women Are Incapable Of Love.

See, I think I could fit in perfectly there. I would roll with the cunts all day.

 

Rural New England is like that but with more masculine terms. Everything is a "prick" or a "cocksucker"

 

i'm a huge fan.

 

I only use the word **** against bad lady drivers who piss me off in traffic. I get some bad road rage, especially against cunts in giant SUVs

 

I let out a string of profanities that usually end with me cursing their entire genetic line.

 

Gash sounds like an open wound. How about "muff"? Sweet, warm, honey muffin. Mmmm mmmm!

 

I don't say it much, but my husband likes when I blurt it out sometimes, either in a sexual way, or when I'm mad at someone cutting me off on the highway or something.

 

Meliai, I'm sure if you were here where I am, you would lose your mind. It goes on all the time!

 

Irmi, you are so damn cool!

 

First of all, calling women "stupid bitches" is probably why you're having trouble getting a woman to stay with you. Secondly, I am a married woman, and very much in love with my wife, who is in love with me, back.

 

Errrr, let me guess, once a month?

Can you sync it to when you pay your cell phone

Easier to remember, you will never run out of credit, well unless you get pregnant

 

I apologize to any women on this forum who may have been offended by my thinly veiled misogyny in this thread. I actually sympathise with the feminist cause, genuinely like most women as people and in real life am mostly always respectful and courteous to those women I meet. I was just venting my spleen under cover of the internet's supposed anonymity. My Mother was an ardent feminist all her life and maybe that will help you to understand why I sometimes have contradictory impulses.

 

Through medication, yes, it is controlled once a month. Without meds it is unending and pretty gross, honestly. I actually can sync it now, so if I have a vacation coming up on shark week I just change up my three-weeks-on-one-week-off schedule.

 

My go-to insult while driving is usually "fuck-o"

Just like the way it rolls off my tongue: "Light doesn't get any greener, fuck-o!"

 

pftt...chicks love that shit. What do you know about girls?

 

Technically it does actually get greener a millisecond before it switches off, voltage drops, amps surge a teeny bit.

 

I hope you are joking

 

He's joking...

He has to be.
He better be.