It hasnt been a great week for the ticker

Organic is your solution

 

Holy mother of God. Not much grosses me out, but that is so disturbing.

 

Yeah...that's pretty much the kind of scenario nightmares are made of

 

I love spiders. I leave them in my house, unless they're too big, and then I relocate them. I cheer them on as they catch all the motherfucking Japanese beetles that infest my apartment building.

 

I never knew I could levitate until a bolt of lightening struck in my front yard down in Florida! I was lying on the couch and must have risen about 3 feet! Snakes don't bother me but spiders creep me out.

 

Wanna talk about gnathodynamometers?

 

That’s insane. I’ve been close to lightning strikes, but not so close enough to be launched