No, that's VG. Mallymate travels with the wife xD I pictured him more as a "stay in the hotel/resort, drink his beer, don't mess too much with the locals" kind of tourist
it depends on how long you're there. i can see spending one afternoon at the swim up bar if you have a couple weeks to see the rest of it. avoid the hotel/resort, vomit someone else's beer, and poke the locals with a stick?
My Christmas gift to you Brits- A pig shocking stick, for irritating your Sharia folks who just moved in and took over London. They need to go back home... Wishing you all a Merry Christmas, a little early.