Unchat My Heart...lets go get stoned

i made a list for hubs of all his complaints... sent him to doc. doc only addressed one, his apnea, and tried to brush it off as high BP, but go see this specialist.

BITCH THE MOTHER FUCKER STOPS BREATHING WHEN HE SLEEPS. do i NEED to act it out for you? show a video? huh?

so half a dozen hoops, and he has a CPAP, but what about his hip (probably a labral tear, IMO of course) what about his rib/ side pain? what about the (probable, IMO) eyestrain/ problems?

oh, even with a structured list of issues to ask, you just cant be bothered? oh gee thanks. guess we will just die then.

BIG part of why i have no interest in doctors. i haven had my daily meds in well over 6 months. kinda waiting for a thyroid storm to just up and kill me. what a fucking hassle of hoops to jump through for barely any help at all, IF any help at all anyway. my mom tried to tell me to see a doc for recent sickness. sore throat, to congestion/ cough. progressed to sinus infection. fuck it, thats why i HAVE an immune system. im not going anywhere to ask for antibiotics to treat something my body should be able to handle (and if it cant, it deserves to die. sorry/ not sorry) also, i do not have fucking time to deal with a yeast infection. you want to trade one infection (nose) for another (vagina) ??? no. no i do not. i will suffer with the snot, thanks.

 

o'le

 

they do a lot of covers..romanian band thats been around for years...if i ever had a wedding id want them to play it

 

I have to be really careful with insoluble fiber because of the IBS.

 

bob marley is also cool



outside to plant garlic....its 11 degrees out there


but windy

 

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Daves Dick Factory

Felchers Special

Yabba Dabba Doobie

 

Russians find extra-terrestrial hitchhikers on space station

 

someone seems awfully obsessed with the word felching

 

dave is my best friend...we are explicitly inappropriate with each other as often as possible.....and I am happy to say I strted the whole thing.....he is in sales and must listen to every voicemail so I started calling him as the manager of bars with names like ''the back door''.....or ''sacks'' etc and I would say we found your wallet in our glory hole room and you can come pick it up

I also call and disguise my voice and leave phony messages from his customers like this one that actually startled him...''this is bill, you were at my house trying to sell us internet and my wife said you couldn't stop staring at her breasts''......

in return dave plagues me with facebook memes and emails from ukrainean e-wives

 

replace dick with dong

then try again

or daves ding dong factory

isnt a ding dong just a twinkie type thing

 

I'll think I understand something...then I'll read more and it'll say something else, or even something slightly different...but Just Enough different to go WAIT A MINUTE! THEN when I compare what the "experts" say an expected result would be to actual reality... it makes me want to lay down and cry.

 

Like Irmi said, keep your own food and results journal since we're all different.

 

Googled It now I wish I still Didnt Know

 

I had a dentist named Dr. Flecher. He had a tic that caused him to constantly wink at you.

 

Why does the dentists make conversation with his hands in your mouth? Being nice I guess but how can I answer?

 

Body language.

 

I dot wanna brag

actually

I wana brag

just came from the doctors office....took blood pressure 3 times....116/79.....89 bpm

no cholesterol to speak of.....no complaints

I was worried about stress and she said I have the vital signs of a 20 year old

which means now I am invincible....thank you....thank you very much


oh ps....do not wath doc phil today if you are a david Cassidy fan


dave was a mess with more shit going on than dementia

 

Bill Cosby had a whole bit about that.

But I'm not sure it's appropriate anymore. Because, Bill Cosby...

 

Malcolm Young's (AC/DC) funeral service was today in Sydney, he died Nov.18th. There was a piper at Malcolm's service, he and his younger brother Angus were both born in Scotland. One of the bagpiper's songs was "Waltzing Matilda." That song has been described as Australia's "Unofficial National Anthem."

 

I suggest curling you will get a broom which can also be used for cleaning. Two birds stoned at once.

 

son on the middle has a man bun....now the show is unwatchable