My Anti-drug is BULLSHIT!!!

Hey all,

You probably seen those ant-drug commercials (mostly targeted at marijuana).

Whats the funniest and outlandishly overexadurated one you've seen?

My fav is the "drive thru" where the guys order food, don't pay and drive off and hit a kid on a bike.....lol...lol..yah fucking right, if your high you're going to wait for your food and you won't drive away w/out it...lol

 

hahaha i've seen that one...oddly enough.. it's even funnier when high.

 

the ones where the teens are getting stuff at the suparmarket and thye are like "i know u look at me and see a futreless pot smokin teenager but last time i took a hit i was kickboxin!" i just find those funny cuz neither of the teens look like they would smoke, a guy in a button up shirt who is all clean cut and a preppy african-american girl....would you ask them where to get green? i wouldnt, shit they look more like the school rats then potheads.


i like the chappelle show episode when they make fun of the drive thru commercial and one of the guys gets on the girls bike and rides off.

 

It's the funniest one...not really outlandish.

When the kids are in their friends basement and they're like "So where's that weed you got?" and he pulls out the box and the weed is gone and the rolling papers said "We need to talk -Mom" lol. It makes me laugh.

 

The one where the kid took his dad's gun and shot his friend by accident. My head nearly exploded when I saw it because it was retarded in so many ways.

The only anti-drug commercial I ever liked was the one that showed a little girl saying "look at me daddy, look at me." Then it showed her when she was a teen sparking up a joint and she said "Hey look at me." Then on the screen it read "they needed your attention then, they need your attention now."

It would have been a really good and thought provoking if they showed her as a teen getting shitfaced and date-raped or shooting heroin...y'know something that parents should be worried about.

Since drinking is so much more common and more dangerous why the fuck don't they focus on that.

 

i like the one were some girl kills some old guy when she was driving high and she keeps on seeing his ghost.

 

the one with the girl that stole a few dollars from her grandma, ("you'll never forgot the people you hurt when you wanted to get stoned") and then she has illusions of her grandma all the time, she must of bought some acid with that money she stole lol. i laughed for hours about this one. all of them are ridiculous. also the one when the chick runs over the old man...i find that really funny plus it was like in the dark in a residential area. there was one i can remember that i thought was pretty acurate though. the one where the kid is telling the story about his brother hes like "my brother graduated highschool, he dident go to college, he doesnt have a job, he smokes weed, he never did any harder drugs, he pretty much never did anything". yea i can say that, that is accuarte in alot of cases but u have those types of people in all cases with or without drugs

 

The one where the teen girl was taking a pregnancy test comes to mind. Of COURSE, she is pregnant. Smoke weed, get pregnant...yeah right. I would think that has more to do with all those damn hormones myself, but what do I know..lol I hate all those commercials. Apparently none of the people who wrote those things never smoked weed a day in their life.

 

I heard on NPR that they pulled like 80% of the funding for those ads because they are so obviously ineffective.

 

A couple friends and I wrote the "We need to talk" thing on a piece of paper and put it in place of a friends stash, and when he returned from smoking he went to put his bowl away and nearly shit his pants when he saw the note.

 

I loved it when the girl on the bike got hit... It was so funny. Like that would every happen...

 

They are all so damn ridiculous, and hilarious. The only one i liked well, actually two. Was the one where the little girl was drowning, and her friend just stood on the dock and wawtched her drown as the girl in the water screamed "help me!"

Or the one where the little boy fell off his bike and broke his leg and a transport truck is coming aroud thebend, and his friend just sits there and stares at him.
"if your friend was in trouble... you'd help them right?"

I like the message it sends out. Let's be honest, if anybody here has a friend with a problem, whether it be alcohol, hard drugs, or even pot (problems can arise with pot), you'd help them out, and i think its agood message.

The funniest one i saw, was when teh kid is setting up for a karate chop thing, and its all tense and serious.... then he misses, and it flies up and hits him in the head. FUCKING AWESOME HAHA, and the message was somehting like "marijuana fucks with your head" or somehting along those lines.

 

i never saw that one, but i laughed just hearing about it

my faveorite "anti-drug" is the random t shirts i see in school: " anime-my anti drug"

the retardedes commercial was the one with the girl getting a slow nosebleed in class and it said " are you still in control?" she got a fucking nosebleed people, who's to say it wasn't a humidity change or some shit? rar

 

i like the one where the little kid gets off baseball practice and his brothers all late cuz he had to take a blunt ride or wahtever...and its like just tell your little brother you forgot to pick him up because you were high.


and the gay ass one where the **** bitch is like the last thing i lit up was a rugby scoreboard...

it gets you to thinkin...hey, you guys wanna fuckin cookie for playin some rugby? cuz the last thing i lit up was a joint and i don't wanna see your dope ass commercials right now.

 

HAHAHAHA! That is fucking hillarious, man!

 

ive got a little poster on my wall with a dude in basket ball outfit and it says 'you used to be good.. now you let the whole team down... be aware. pot can do more than get you wasted'

but its not that interesting lol. we dont get many anti weed ads around. actually atm on the radio stations that stores often play theres this song and at the start theres a bit with a dude tlaking and one of teh things he talks about is pro marijuana and ive heard it in like 3 stores and various other public places now

 

GUYS!! You are missing the BEST commercial ever! It was on during the super bowl a couple of years ago.

This is jimmy. This is the pot that jimmy bought. This is the dealer that sold the pot that jimmy bought. This is the drug lord that sold the pot to the dealer that sold the pot that jimmy bought. These are the terrorists supported by the money the drug lord got. If you use drugs, you are a terrorist!

My reply: Fuck no! I smoke homegrown, not that whack ass mexican dirt!

humandraydel

 

lol as if terrorist drug lords are gonna waste their time with weed

 

The best one was like 5 or so years ago when they started them. It was about sniffing things like paint and the person was in their room and water started flowing in and it like filled the whole room and the drowned and they were saying that's what sniffing it. Lol, it freaked me out, never sniffed a Sharpie afterwards. lol.

 

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